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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (364)

Wednesday
Sep032014

To The Pain

These cakes have been left to wallow in their freakish misery forever, but we viewers are the ones who really suffer for it.

For example, tell me you don't get a brain-ache from trying to comprehend...

The cycloptic smiley clover of despair!!
(Now with matching ladybug!)

 

And that popping noise can mean only one thing:

"Pool Party Patty" has some serious 'splainin' to do.

 

You know what every caramel cheesecake needs?

Pretty much anything but large poo-swirls topped with plastic mold-specked hot dogs and hamburgers, that's what.

 

Although I'd be lying if I said I didn't like the little surfing 'dog on the left:

C'mon, a mini hot dog riding a poo wave? What's not to love?

 

And lastly, check out what Amy S. got for her rehearsal dinner when she requested a simple sheet cake with a logo on it:

I don't know what that is either, Amy, but I hear the chocolate coating helps it go down easier.

 

Moira & Stephanie E., these cakes are inconceivable.

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Monday
Aug252014

Not That Commercial Again!! 

Every year, millions of cakes are wrecked.

*gulp*

But YOU can help!

 

♫ In the hands of a Wrecker

 

♫ Cakes all live in fear

 

♫ From the dark chocolate tear drops...

 

♫ To the endless messes we fear

 

If you buy just one wreck a month...

...that's just pennies a day...

 

♫ You are pulled toward the wreckage

 

♫ In its silent...

misery...

YOU could help these cakes feel wanted.

 

♫ If you buy wrecks from bakeries...

 

♫ They might fi- i- i- ind...

♫ Some comfort, dear.

 

(At least until you eat them.)

 

Let's give generous thanks to Lola L., Jodee R., Marla M., Anna F., Suzanne F., Andrea H., Stuart S., Sarah M., Karen P., and Geneva W. Now stop reading and go out and buy a wreck -- and maybe some ice cream.

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