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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (385)

Monday
Jan052015

Happy(?) Divorce Day!

Note: NSFW Naughtiness Ahead. You have been warned!

Oh yeah. And blood.

Like, a surprising amount of blood.

Did I mention the blood?

 

It's National Divorce Day, my friends, and - oh yes - WE HAVE CAKES FOR THAT.

"Frying pans - who knew, right?"

 

 

I wrote a dirty joke here, then remembered my parents read this blog. So just let your imagination do the walking, sitting, etc. Also, HI MOM & DAD!

 

Thanks for censoring that, John.

 

 

 

Uh, I think I'm sensing a trend here, ladies...

 

OH THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.

 

And remember, girls, sometimes a divorce cake can backfire. Like when Lindsy's friends ordered one with a swimming fish that read, "She finally got away!"

OOPSIE.

 

Thanks to Greg F., Anony M., Tori L., Jennifer S., Katherine, Laura K., Emily R., & Lindsy F. for the bait and switch.

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Thursday
Jan012015

New Year's Evolution

New Year's Eve, 3PM:

"Ermagosh, Becky, tonight is going to be SO FUN."

 

New Year's Eve, 8PM: 

"PAR-TAY!!"

 

New Year's Eve, 10PM:

"WOOooOOOOooOOOO!!"

 

New Year's Day, 12:05AM:

[singing] "May OLD reclaim tests BE for GOD, and HAVE her brought to...

"...RUH-ROH."

 

New Year's Day, 12:30AM:

[rolling on floor] "I'm going to THROW UP, and then I'm gonna DIE!"

 

This Morning:

Happy New Year, everyone. I recommend coffee. And a mop.

 

Thanks to Anne B., Mary Beth H., Jenn K., ZC, Bethany G., & Mathea T., who's pretty sure that pile came from the other end, but how often do I get to use Grinch quotes in here? NOT ENOUGH, that's how many.

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