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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (408)

Monday
Jun012015

Say Something Nice Day

It's Say Something Nice Day, guys!

Aaaand... GO.

Aw, so sweet!

 

Well, I do try.

 

WHOA THERE COWBOY.

 

You know, this doesn't have to be about ME.
How about saying nice stuff to other people, too?

Yeah, good one, Michelle!

 

Let's hear it for all the "Not Dramks" out there!

(And the definitely drunk decorators!)

 

And finally... awww, YOU GUYS...

[blush] ...how'd you even KNOW about that?

 

Thanks to Constance D., Ashley G., Brittany U., Michelle M., Lola K., & J.M. for always knowing just what to say.

 

PS - Looks like someone over at the local Cookie Shop knows that if you can't say anything nice...

...you should at least make it really funny.

 

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Wednesday
May202015

Seven Years of Wreckage

Seven years, wrecky minions.

John and I have been doing this "silly cake blog" thing for SEVEN YEARS.

No one is more surprised than me; I figured we'd have to get "real jobs" way before now. HI-FIVE, JOHN! Awww YEEEAH.

Ahem.

So. Lemme explain.

No, no. There is too much.

Lemme sum up:

 

YEAR 1:

The Cake That Started It All

 

Sorry, You Can't Have Any

 

Naked Mohawk-Baby Carrot Jockeys

 

YEAR 2:

"Hey everybody, thish cake ish from Holland. Ishn't that veird?"

 

This One's For The Ladies

 

Happy Falker Satherhood!

 

YEAR 3:

The Men Of Marvel

 

Somewhere in Germany

 

Taking the Mickey Out of 'Em

 

YEAR 4:

Return of the Poo-Wangs!

 

King Me

 

Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want

 

YEAR 5:

UNHAND THAT WRECK!

 

Sheep Who Must Not Be Named

 

My Funny Valentines

 

YEAR 6:

1,2,3,4 - I Declare A Thumb Drive War!

 

Ken Day Come-Ons

 

Completely Inappropriate First Birthday Cakes

 

YEAR 7:

8 Wrecks To Bring the "Romance"

 

Obama's New Groove

 

PLEASE TELL ME THOSE ARE DEAD SQUIRRELS

 

Thanks for all the laughs, love, and support these past 7 years, guys. It's been a heckuva ride, and frankly, we're not ready to give it up just yet. So... see ya back here tomorrow?

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And now, john's fun Cake Wrecks facts:

Number of posts in seven years- 2,436
Number of photos posted- 10,619
Number of unposted photos in our archive- 13,021
Number of comments from readers- 213,027
Number of people who've visited our site- 33,138,816
Countries from which we've never had a visitor- 2 (Western Sahara and North Korea)

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