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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (476)

Thursday
Feb182016

The Best Valentine Wreck Of 2016

Your Valentine photos are still trickling in this week, minions, but I'm calling it:

This is the best one.

Forget the chocolates and stuffed animals, John; next year, I'll have whatever this baker is having.

"Endless Love As Time Ticks"

It's almost like poetry, if poetry was a drunk jellyfish rolling around the cake with too many piping bags.

Oh, and we think that's supposed to be a clock, so... weep for the future, my friends. WEEP.

 

Thanks to Ashley R. for ticking that one off our list.

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Monday
Feb152016

Valentines Review

Remember last week when I told you guys to make Valentines Day extra confusing?

Well, looks like some bakers out there took my advice...TO HEART.

And that's no bull.

(OX OX!)

 

What day is it, again?

Oh, right.
Um.
So HOW old is this cake?

 

I'm detecting a pattern here:

Maybe bacon?

 

And the award for "Weirdest Made-Up Punctuation" goes to...

The symbol formerly known as ?!?.

("I.... am confused. >>)

 

Of course, as bizarre as these Valentines cakes are, it could always be worse:

Must be an ice cream cake... CUZ THAT'S COLD.

 

Thanks to Christina L., Annalise, Beth H., Kathleen B., & Ashton A. for bringing us down in the dumps.

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