Your Valentine photos are still trickling in this week, minions, but I'm calling it:
This is the best one.
Forget the chocolates and stuffed animals, John; next year, I'll have whatever this baker is having.
"Endless Love As Time Ticks"
It's almost like poetry, if poetry was a drunk jellyfish rolling around the cake with too many piping bags.
Oh, and we think that's supposed to be a clock, so... weep for the future, my friends. WEEP.
Thanks to Ashley R. for ticking that one off our list.