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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (426)


Wax Poetic, Wax Off 

Because bad poems and bad cakes go together like two things that go together and also rhyme.


Long like the trombone
are a giraffe's neck bones
7 bones
Bony bones
But Phil only had one bone.

Sucks to be you, Phil.



There once was a baker called Smit
Whose spelling was never a hit
From what I have heard
He botched ev'ry word
Except one: that guy knew his...




Elsa didn't know
Until blood started flowing
What she'd created






[whispering] Bakeryyyyy



Once in a season, very near Fall
From deep in the forest, trees shady and tall

Comes something peculiar, and so seldom seen
Like a leprechaun's gold, or a unicorn's spleen

Look quickly, my brethren, for with any luck
You'll be graced with the majesty of Weenie Buck



Thanks to Keelan M., Julia C., Jess K., Kia H., & Kristy D. for helping us channel our inner Charlie McKenzie. ("WOMAN! Whoaaaaa-MAN!")


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Miss Piggy Goes Speed Dating

Now that Kermit and Miss Piggy have broken up, maybe she should try Speed Dating!

I can see it now...


"So. You're a pig."



[awkward silence]



"Don't worry; that's just Bob, my cold sore."



"Oh, were we not supposed to bring food to this thing?"






"My ex says I'm all hands, but really... those are feet."



"How do you feel about tadpoles?"



"Pick me up, and I promise I won't pee on you."



"These things? Darned if I know. Mom says I was born with 'em, but they just started growing the yellow bumps last year. You wanna feel?"


*Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding*

Um, maybe you should try Match.frog, Piggy.


Thanks to Missy N., Dianne W., Jenni M., Maddisun, Jake B., Jana Y., Katelyn M., Nancy S., & Erin R., and here's hoping Miss Piggy finds love again... before she croaks.


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