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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (395)

Thursday
Mar122015

Name That Name!

Kids these days, with their funky names and their extra weird spellings:

I bet this gets confusing around other holidays.

 

I hear Lt. Pink really likes light pink icing:

Coincidence?

 

Oh, great, now ALL the kids will want parentheses in their names:

DAMN HIPSTERS.

 

Is there a Doctor in the house?

Because only he would have time for this.

 

And c'mon, this is just ridiculous:

Who names their kid "Janey?"

 

Thanks to Catherine G., Stephanie T., Elizabeth B., Priscilla C., & Mary G., who know a rose by any other name... can be pretty dang funny.

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Monday
Mar092015

Barbie's Birthday Bash

Barbie doll, you've come a loooong way, baby.

Too far.

TOO FAR!

 

What I mean is, you've inspired a whole generation of smaller doll cakes...

 

[side eye]

 

And you're not just limited to boring ol' dress cakes anymore, NO SIR.

Now you're popping out of Easter eggs!

 

And fish tails!

 

And whatever this weird pouch thing is!

 

So here's to you, Barbie:

 

Often imitated, but never duplicated.

Like, not even CLOSE.

 

P.S. Ken says hi.

 

Thanks to Joanna M., Anna S., Sara C., Elizabeth T., Anony M., Annie E., Kendell C., & Lamora D. for keeping life in plastic so fantastic.

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