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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Literal LOLs (131)

Thursday
May282015

Marine Life

This cake was for a marine, so they asked the baker to write "Semper Fi."

Turns out, that was a little too complicated:

:sigh:

 

And these guys wanted the cake to say "Way to go, Jacob!" buuuut....

Hang on, I'm sure Jacob will explain this any minute now.

 

And finally:

When your 32nd Annual Chili Party turns into the world's SHORTEST Chili Party:

Eat faster! EAT FASTER!!

 

Thanks to Michael C., Deborah G., & Suzanne K. for that timely visual.

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Thursday
May072015

Lose Or Draw: There Is No "Win"

You've heard of "Win, Lose, or Draw?" Well, I think I found the cake version:

Write, Wreck, or Win!

Ok, so it doesn't have the same ring to it, but allow me to demonstrate.

 

Write:

 

Wreck:

 

Win!

 

Pretty fun, right?

Let's try another one.

 

Write:

 

Wreck:

 

Win!

 

Ok, last one:

 

Write:

(It was for a teacher, so they wanted a picture of an apple.)

 

Wreck:

(Don't worry, lady apple.
He's not happy to see you.
It's a worm.)

 

Win!

I mean that in the purely ironic sense, of course.

 

And finally, a helpful reminder that it's not just bakers:

Now that's a "win."

 

Insert thanks line here for Anony M., Venieca K., Naomi M., Cash, Marguerite, Joan, Stephanie B., Kaisa K., Robin R., & Andy K.

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