This cake was for a marine, so they asked the baker to write "Semper Fi."
Turns out, that was a little too complicated:
And these guys wanted the cake to say "Way to go, Jacob!" buuuut....
Hang on, I'm sure Jacob will explain this any minute now.
When your 32nd Annual Chili Party turns into the world's SHORTEST Chili Party:
Eat faster! EAT FASTER!!
Thanks to Michael C., Deborah G., & Suzanne K. for that timely visual.