Gina's birthday is the 4th of July, so last week her hubby John ordered a patriotic cake for the occasion. The bakery had several jars of plastic decorations sitting around, so John pointed at one and asked the bakers to put "some of those stars in the jar" on the cake.
Which... they kind of did?
Oy, what a crock.
Meanwhile, in the more straightforward camp:
Neither of which can compare to that heartfelt sentiment that thrills each of us to our very core:
I'm sure that's code for, "You're the Apple of my eye," Carrie.
Thanks to John W., Margaret S., & Carrie V. for being our virtual Mac Daddy.