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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Literal LOLs (184)


Ode to Spring

With apologies to Peter, Paul, and Mary.



Where have all the flowers gone?

I'm just asking!


Where have all the flowers gone?

I'd like to knooow


Where have all the flowers gone? 

  Bakers have wrecked them every one!

Oh when will we ever learn?


Oh when will weeee...

...ever learn?

 And where has comprehension gone?

I'm just asking!

 Does anything here strike you wrong?

I'd like to knooooow.


Where has comprehension gone?

It's literally no fun!


But bakers, have no concern

We like that youuuu...

... never learn.


Thanks to Allison W., Mandy G., Julie G., Beth Ann C., Jenn G., Will E., Anna B., Dana G. & Anony M., for the literal ear worm.



Whistle While You Hurk

Sometimes cake shopping is like being stuck in a Fractured Fairy Tale.

Like Snow White, you set out hoping for something "charming," but in the light of day you find yourself stuck with the second string dwarves.


There's Creepy:

Made by the incredibly talented Sarah Jones

"I dare you to cut me."



"I can't believe I ate ITS WHOLE WING."






(Queasy's second cousin)




She's planning on using your birthday candles for a waxing later.



"Because I have horns, you see. And I'm really Randy.

"(It's short for Randolph. Horny is my ... [sunglasses] ... MIDDLE NAME.)"


And of course, that old favorite:



Thanks to Stacey, Kimberly C., Carly G., Rachel K., Anony M., Bob B., & Jessica C., who know a picture is worth a thousand words - or in this case, one printable image file.