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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Literal LOLs (131)

Friday
Jan022015

Top 13 Telephone Wrecks

There are literal wrecks ("Just write Happy Birthday on it,") and then there are the wrecks that literally suffer from a game of Telephone. And they're fabulous.

 

"Too Legit To Quit"

 

"Welcome Home"

 

"Happy Birthday, Cowgirl!"

 

"Valedictorian"

 

"Gettin' hitched!" (for a wedding shower)

 

"Happy Hanukkah!"

 

"Happy Birthday Beth & Libby!"

(And to think she used to be the life of the party.)

 

"Bye, Evan!"

 

"For Our Fearless Leader"

(At hour 5, she turns into a whimpering puddle of goo.)

 

"You're an ace!"

 

Here they asked for a big mouse with some little mice around it:

SO CLOSE.

 

While on this one they wanted "blue camo" - as in "camouflage."

Most recently, of course, there was that Obama/Llama fiasco. Heh.

 

And finally, my favorite:

"Don't Take No For An Answer!"

It says "Don't Techno For An Answer." Which is officially one of my favorite things ever. Because now I want to, dangit.

Random Person: "So Jen, are you coming to our baby shower? We're serving one of those hee-LARIOUS vagina cakes!"

Me: [puts on sunglasses] [cranks techno music] [moonwalks away]

 

Thanks to Mary D., Amy D., Cat D., Rowenna O., Amy R., Jill S., Emily A., Karen B., Liz W., Sarah H., Helen, Yvonee D., & Dori K. for that new life goal.

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Friday
Dec192014

The Best Literal LOLS in CW History Part 2

Part 2 of my Top 20 Literals in CW History!

LITERALLY.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Hang on, this sounds complicated. Lemme write it down."

"GOT IT."

 

The quotations marks are "helping."

 

 

 

And last but not least, The Cake That Started It All:

 

Thanks to Kate L., Dana G., Cristina B., Emma C., Kathryn S., Melissa O., Naomi H., Anony M., Kristen H., & Abby G. for being the one to first send me that photo, which quite literally (zing!) inspired this whole silly little cakes blog.

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