There are literal wrecks ("Just write Happy Birthday on it,") and then there are the wrecks that literally suffer from a game of Telephone. And they're fabulous.
"Too Legit To Quit"
"Happy Birthday, Cowgirl!"
"Gettin' hitched!" (for a wedding shower)
"Happy Birthday Beth & Libby!"
(And to think she used to be the life of the party.)
"For Our Fearless Leader"
(At hour 5, she turns into a whimpering puddle of goo.)
"You're an ace!"
Here they asked for a big mouse with some little mice around it:
While on this one they wanted "blue camo" - as in "camouflage."
Most recently, of course, there was that Obama/Llama fiasco. Heh.
And finally, my favorite:
"Don't Take No For An Answer!"
It says "Don't Techno For An Answer." Which is officially one of my favorite things ever. Because now I want to, dangit.
Random Person: "So Jen, are you coming to our baby shower? We're serving one of those hee-LARIOUS vagina cakes!"
Me: [puts on sunglasses] [cranks techno music] [moonwalks away]
Thanks to Mary D., Amy D., Cat D., Rowenna O., Amy R., Jill S., Emily A., Karen B., Liz W., Sarah H., Helen, Yvonee D., & Dori K. for that new life goal.