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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Literal LOLs (109)

Tuesday
Apr162013

Not-So-Basic Instructions

There's a certain creativity to literal LOLs - a kind of "outside the box" thinking that never fails to impress me. The kind that says, "Oh, you want the words written in purple? THEN THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WILL WRITE."

"But not necessarily in that color."

Also, it turns out those are not garbage bags in a windstorm.

 

You might think it would help to spell out the name for a birthday cake, but that's not always the case - as "Alison with one L" discovered:

Wait for it... waaaiit for it...

 

And lest you think it's better to write it down  - and perhaps add a helpful footnote:

NOPE.

 

Adding a P.S. is never a good idea, either:

 

The fact is, sometimes wreckerators just have a hard time getting the picture:

Or maybe they just really stink at drawing.

 

Thanks to April B., Alli N., Robin G., Kalisha G., Kelly & Craig, & Carole for helping us all appreciate the finer intricacies of the English language. And also for the snort-giggles.

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NOTE: In times of tragedy sometimes the most helpful thing you can do is your job. Our job is to make you laugh - but never for a moment think that John, Sharyn, and I are not heartbroken by the events in Boston yesterday. Our thoughts and prayers are with everyone affected by this senseless act, and we wish you all every healing and peace.

Thursday
Mar212013

Ode to Spring

With apologies to Peter, Paul, and Mary.

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Where have all the flowers gone?

I'm just asking!

 

Where have all the flowers gone?

I'd like to knooow

 

Where have all the flowers gone? 

  Bakers have wrecked them every one!


Oh when will we ever learn?

 

Oh when will weeee...

...ever learn?


 And where has comprehension gone?

I'm just asking!


 Does anything here strike you wrong?

I'd like to knooooow.

 

Where has comprehension gone?

It's literally no fun!

 

But bakers, have no concern

We like that youuuu...

... never learn.

 

Thanks to Allison W., Mandy G., Julie G., Beth Ann C., Jenn G., Will E., Anna B., Dana G. & Anony M., for the literal ear worm.

(Ew.)