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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Missed Marks (236)

Tuesday
Apr222014

Princess: Impossible

In honor of National Princess Week, I've arranged to have some of the world's most famous royalty come and visit! Woot woot!

But then they all canceled, so we got these instead:

YIKES.

 

I mean, uh, won't you say hello, ladies?

"I DON'T LIKE YOU."

 

[silent glare]

 

"Life is awful, and then you die.
"....Happy birthday."

 

Ohhhh kaaay...

Oh, but look! I think Ariel made it, after all!
To think, she swam all this way just to wish you aAAAAAUUUGHH!!

[climbing off floor]
[adjusting hair]

Well, I guess we should just try to make the best of things.

Play us off, Hell's Belles!!

[heavy metal intro plays]

"Tale of cakey crime!

[JUDJUDJUDJUD]

"Cruel as it can be!"

"Curse these princess trends!

[YOWWWW!]

"When will it all end?!"

[music slows]

"Someoooone call
aaa
priiieeeeest!"

 

Thanks to Colleen W., Kerry Z., Anja H., Amanda S., Cassie S., Jennifer F., Lesley W., & Crista C. for the fairy tale rending.

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Friday
Apr112014

Like Looking In A Mirror

IN A WORLD...

WHERE BEAUTIFUL PEGASUS UNICORN CAKES...

(By Heather Sherman of Art2Eat Cakes)

RULE THE WORLD...

OF PINTEREST.

 

ONE BAKER...

WILL DEFY THEM ALL.

Customer: "Please tell me you're joking."

 

THIS SUMMER...

GET READY...

FOR...

CURLY RIBBON FEATHER SHARD HORROR HOOVES...

 

 

OF DOOOOOM.

 

Rated W for WTF, coming to bakeries near you.

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