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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Howdy, Pilgrim?

Thanksgiving is coming, my friends, so here's a handy guide for identifying the goods in your local bakery:


1) Anything in a black hat is a pilgrim.

"Top o' the morning to ye!"






2) Anything in a blue headband is a Native American.

"Could I...BE any creepier?"


"Yep, I guess I could."


"Now let's get sweatin' to those oldies, ladies!"


3) Everything else is a turkey.



Thanks to Brittany W., Louise C., Angela B., Angelica W., Jenn, Dave B., & Samantha E., who figure that last wreck is worth at least two bucks.


Hey Austin!  We'll see you tonight at 7pm.  WOOHOO!!!


For Steve

I like to think this would have made him chuckle: 

RIP, Steve Jobs 1955-2011


And thanks to Anony M. for the "apple computer."

[Typed on one of our three Macs, by a proud owner of more Apple products than I'd care to list.]