When ordering a cake at your local bakery, you may be given a big picture book to choose from. This could cause you some concern: will your cake look as nice as the one in the photo?
Well, never fear, cake consumer! I'm here to help. Now, will your cake look exactly like the one in the book? YES. Absolutely.
Er, with a few caveats, of course.
Caveat #1: Perspective is all relative.
And to think: you were worried!
Caveat #2: Designs are open to interpretation.
I could be wrong, but I think this translates roughly to, "I hate my job, and you by association."
Caveat #3: The toy is all that matters.
Just look at that icing sky. Perfection!
Caveat #4: No, seriously. THE TOY IS ALL THAT MATTERS.
[sound of head hitting desk repeatedly]
Caveat # 5: On Wild Card Wednesdays, anything goes.
Really? Seriously? This can't be real...[flipping through proof file] Here it is. Hmm. Ahuh. Ahuh. Yeah. Really? No way. Seriously? They told her the Tinkerbell figurine didn't come with the cake?!? Haven't they seen caveats 3 and 4? I mean, C'MON!
Paige, I am so sorry for you.
Thanks to Wreckporters Aimee S., A.E., Cecily C., Kelli R., and, of course, Paige T.