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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Missed Marks (276)

Monday
Mar232015

"Near-Miss Day" Hits Home

It's Near-Miss Day, minions, and I know *just* how to celebrate:

 

[singsong] With a UNICOOORN!

[head tilt]

Is... is that a beak?

 

K, icks-nay on the unicorns.
How 'bout a cute butterfly?

Er...

 

Elephant cupcakes?

 

Glass of wine? (Please?)

Arg.

 

C'mon, bakers, it's not like I'm asking for a star performance...

OH COME ON.

 

Tell ya what, guys, just slap down a few celebratory balloons, and we'll call it a day.

Oooh, festive.

 

Nope.

 

NOPE.

 

Seriously?

 

AND THAT'S A DAY.

 

Thanks to Brandi F., Leigh J., Amy H., Michelle, Kerri T., Daniel B., Hilary E., Claire, Eric P., & Joe V. for the farthest "near" misses of the day.

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Monday
Mar162015

Cloverfield Scares

Tomorrow's the day, everyone!

Yep, the day when bakers try - and mostly fail - to remember what a shamrock looks like.

Here, guys, I'll give you a hint:

NOT THIS.

 

OR THIS.

 

They're also not lumpy Xs:

 

Broccoli stalks:

 

Wonky crosses:

 

Or cacti!

Got all that?

 

Ok... GO.

See, now you're just screwing with me.

 

Tell you what, bakers, just go back to making leprechauns.

 

I mean pots of gold.

 

I mean rainbows.

OH NEVER MIND.

 

Thanks to Sheree K., Jerod J., Marisa F., Vanessa L., Paula P., Adrienne L., Julie S., Liz, Michael L., & Cara D. for proving there IS such a thing as too much green beer.

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