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I don't know if you've noticed, but there's been a lot of talk about balls lately.
Who handled the balls, how they handled the balls, the balls' temperature while they were being handled, and most importantly, is "prolate spheroid" supposed to sound like "prolapsed sphincter," or is that just another Freudian sports thing?
Which reminds me:
Now, I may not be much of a sports fan, but I will NEVER turn my back on a current events story that lets me make lots of ball jokes.
'Cuz that'd be just nutty.
So in the spirit of ethical journalism, allow me to present:
8 Kinds Of Balls Worse Than Tom Brady's:*
[*I haven't actually read any of the articles on Deflategate, so I could be wrong on this.
There could be more than 8.]
(Hey, anyone who's seen the Bieb's new CK ad already knows where all the extra ball inflation went, am I right?)
And perhaps worst of all...
Thanks to Michelle Y., Nino F., Allison A., Cara W., Amber A., Julia K., Kathleen D., Jen S., Britt, Laura C., Diane B., and Alec Ball-dwin for sharing his irresistible Schweddy Balls.