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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Missed Marks (306)

Monday
Mar072016

Wedding Missed Marks, Vol #637

Bethany wanted her wedding cake to be a flight of fancy:

 

...but instead, we think her baker just winged it:

 

Melissa, on the other hand, envisioned something with a little more... trunk space:

:D

 

But ended up with something barking mad:

"Now, make like a tree... and TRY TO LOOK LIKE A TREE."

 

Muna wisely went with something simple, sleek, and classic:

She figured it'd be much harder to mess this up.

And she was right!

 

Yes, you might say her baker really rose to the occasion:

...of totally wrecking it up.

 

Thanks to Bethany M., Melissa G., & Muna J. for taking her lumps and living to tell the tale.

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Thursday
Mar032016

It's Official: Bakers Hate The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I don't know why, minions, but it's true: bakers hate the Ninja Turtles.

How else can you explain this?

 

Or this?

 

Or THIS?

Aw, a lobster reached across his face and tried to flex. SO CUTE.

 

So fierce are the flames of this loathing that some bakers are driven - DRIVEN, I say - to churn out new turtle-'trocities every week!

But why?

 

Did they hear "Cowabunga" one too many times as a child?

Is this retribution for the Turtles' anchovy & fudge sauce pizza orders?

 

 

Are these bakers secret members of The Foot Clan?!

 

Or - and this one is truly unthinkable - do they not like the new theme song*?

♫ The good guys win and bad guys lose! ♪

[awkwardly stops chair dancing]

Ahem.

Whatever the reason, bakers, can't we all just get along?

And stop shoving spoons in Raphael's face?

After all, bakers, we really don't need you destroying our childhood heroes.

 

We have movie producers for that.*

 

Thanks to Amanda S., Carrie H., Crista C., Aubrey D., Becca, Cat R., Sharlyn W., Anony M., Jennifer J., & Tabatha B. for the excuse to post this:

ALL TOGETHER NOW!

[resumes chair dancing]

 

[* Though I'm optimistic about Lady Ghostbusters. Did you see the new trailer that dropped today?]

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