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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Missed Marks (272)

Tuesday
Jan132015

Baker of Wrecks, Destroyer of Childhoods

Hang on to your inner child, kids; things are about to get ugly.

 

How...?

 

 

WHO...?

 

 

What the...?

 

 

[wince] OUCH.

 

 

Huh, I've never heard of Iron Man's "exploding crotch" feature before. Must be an upgrade.

 

Thanks to Sandy E., Me O., Clau, Alyssa C., & Missy S. for keeping it Stark raving nuts around here.

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Wednesday
Dec312014

New Year's: Ringin' Wreckage

As we contemplate a New Year's Eve filled with drink and debauchery - or maybe an Agents of SHIELD marathon with the cats [WINK] - remember, friends, that wine glasses don't work like this:

 

And they definitely don't look like this:

 

And while these bakers have obviously never seen a champagne bottle before, let's be grateful they at least know they're green:

 

(I can't even with those glasses. CANNOT. EVEN.)

 

 

So get on out there, wrecky minions, and enjoy your tubing tentacle babies!

They, uh, may be a little stale.

 

Also, have fun, stay safe, and never - EVER - over-emphasize a greeting with the foolish and reckless use of an unwarranted exclamation mark:

Thank you.

 

Thanks also to Hannah, Nick G., Kathy R., Leah and John, Emily K., Meg G., and Grace S., for being especially frindly.

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