With graduation season upon us, it's time to once again consider that most impossible of shapes:
The lumpy burrito.
No, sorry, I mean that paper noisemaker thing you blow through:
Or is it a Corinthian column?
...made into a Chia Pet?
I'm being silly, of course. We all know these are really bakers' attempts at... uh...
compensating for something.
Maybe if they anthropomorphized it?
In this case, "anthropomorphize" means "make it look like a poopy lollipop inside a beaker."
So: NAILED IT.
Speaking of things that've been nailed:
With a steamroller, by the looks of it.
Well, I trust this has convinced you guys to always request a real paper diploma on your cakes. That way, you're guaranteed to NEVER... uh... oh.
Thanks to Carol M., Cathy S., Stephanie C., Sam A., Kelly & Craig, Kat S., & Stephanie F. for proving this time the dog really did eat it.