Have you seen these new unicorn cakes going around?
They're adorable and fairly simple to make, so of course they're hugely popular. And talk about a gift to bakers! All you need are a plain round cake, a few flowers, some eyes, ears, and a horn. Boom.
How do you mess that up?
I'll answer that question with another question:
Unicorn horns: do they really NEED a point?
Yes, yes they do.
FUN FACT: I looked up "Horny" in my thesaurus, and no lie, one of the synonyms is "hot to trot." I can't even make this stuff up.
Of course, some might argue Mister Sex Ed* there has a horn that looks more like a cigar, but that's a fallacy. ('Cuz that's a phallus, see?)
Ooh, I just realized this cake gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "horsing around." Heyooo.
And to something that rhymes with "thickhead." Heyoooooo.
So the next time you feel like betting on the ponies, minions, just make sure your baker gets a grip, and doesn't blow it.
[*COME ON THAT WAS GENIUS... to everyone over the age of 40.]
Thanks to Diane C. for the excuse to write the Mister Ed pun my soul has always yearned for.