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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Missed Marks (235)

Friday
Dec062013

Do You Copy?

When you order a Minnie Mouse cake:

 

... and get a Goofy wreck:

Ouch.

 

We all know bakers get some strange requests when it comes to cake designs, but c'mon, who here would take this order:

... and NOT just print it out on edible paper?

 

This baker, that's who:

SLAM DUNK.

 

Not the cake we deserve:

 

... but the cake we need:

Yep.
I needed that.

 

And now, your moment of Jen:

Whoever writes the best caption in the comments wins a signed copy of Cake Wrecks. (And hey, maybe I'll even be the one who signs it. [eyebrow waggle])

Annnnd... GO.

 

Thanks to Meagan D., Idia L., Alexis O., & John & Jenni E. for the cakes. No. Really.

Thursday
Nov212013

Turkey Countdown

Ok, people, T-Day is in exactly one week! So let's sound off.

 

Turkey Roach?

"Here!"

 

Turkey Snake?

"Presssssssent."

 

Turkey Bride-of-Frankenstein?

"Here - but to be frank, this hair is a little out of season."

 

Turkey Ball?

"I prefer Butter Ball."

 

Turkey Flaming Football?

"My ball. My ball. My ball is on FI-YUR!"

 

Turkey Groins?

"First one to make a 'stuffing' joke gets his wattle torn off."

 

Turkey Face?

"I am not a human being! I AM AN ANIMAAAL!"

 

Aaaaand last but not least... Turkey Poo-Wang?

"'Sup."

 

Ok, look's like we're all here! So let's get out there, peeps, and make this a Turkey Day they'll never forget.

 

Thanks to Cara B., Edward G., Robert S., Hannah W., Julie M., Lori C., Hannah W., & Crystal E. for reminding us to be thankful... for pumpkin pie.