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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Missed Marks (371)

Monday
Oct022017

Fails To Meet Expectations

Expectation:


 

Reality:

 

Aspiration:

 

Funkification:

 

Ruffles & Bows:

 

Wreckage & Woes:

 

Swing...

 

...aaand a miss:


 

Thanks to Judy, Elly R., Anony M., & Megan A. for helping lower the bar; I think we could all use a drink now.

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Wednesday
Sep062017

WYSINWYG

What you see...

  ...is NOT what you get.

 

(Change the "ride" to "wreck," and you've got a deal.)

 

From wedding tiers of roses...

Ooooooh. Drippy.

 

To rows of wedding tears:

Hershey's Syrup:
You're doing it wrong.

 

Here's a little Disney magic for you:

 

Bippity, Boppity...

BOO!

 

Ah, but that's nothing. Want to see something REALLY wild?

 

This is what happens when animal print cakes feel blue:

And also kind of intestine-y.

 

Thanks to Jessica W., Diana B., Gina L., & Leighanne G. for the excuse to use "intestine-y." I've been holding on to that one for YEARS.

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