Stage 1: Excitement
"...now simply pipe seven thousand individual strands and you're done!"
Stage 2: Compromise
"Well, it's still kind of feathery..."
Stage 3: Apathy
"Meh, just spray it yellow."
Stage 4: Passive Aggression
"We call it, 'Big Bird In A Snow Storm.'
"And that'll be $37.99."
Thanks to Anony M., Rose T., Anony M., & Shannon B. for finding the face of despair. (Seriously, the longer you look, the more depressing it gets.)