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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Thursday
Feb122015

Fairy Tale Rending

Remember, boys and girls, all you need is a little faith...

 

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Trust...

 

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And pixie...

 

...AAAAAAGGH!!!

 

Hey Jenni G., Madiha G., & Kylea C., if you believe in Cake Wrecks, clap your hands!

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Monday
Jan262015

Celebrate Deflategate With More Ball Jokes!

I don't know if you've noticed, but there's been a lot of talk about balls lately.

Who handled the balls, how they handled the balls, the balls' temperature while they were being handled, and most importantly, is "prolate spheroid" supposed to sound like "prolapsed sphincter," or is that just another Freudian sports thing?

Which reminds me:

Cupcake?

 

Now, I may not be much of a sports fan, but I will NEVER turn my back on a current events story that lets me make lots of ball jokes.

'Cuz that'd be just nutty.

So in the spirit of ethical journalism, allow me to present:

8 Kinds Of Balls Worse Than Tom Brady's:*

[*I haven't actually read any of the articles on Deflategate, so I could be wrong on this.
There could be more than 8.]

 

Swollen Balls:

 

Lumpy Balls:

 

Poopy Balls:

 

Wrinkly Balls:

 

Steamrolled Balls:

 

Missing Balls:


 

Bieber Balls:

(Hey, anyone who's seen the Bieb's new CK ad already knows where all the extra ball inflation went, am I right?)

 

And perhaps worst of all...

Schweddy Balls:

Eww.

 

Thanks to Michelle Y., Nino F., Allison A., Cara W., Amber A., Julia K., Kathleen D., Jen S., Britt, Laura C., Diane B., and Alec Ball-dwin for sharing his irresistible Schweddy Balls.

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