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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Missed Marks (371)

Thursday
Jan032013

Great Expectations

I know we all love wedding wrecks with a schadenfreude-filled passion, but when it comes to what-they-wanted vs. what-they-got wrecks, believe me, it's not just wedding cakes:

 

You know those days when you wonder why you even bothered showing up for work? 

That's the top tier on the right.

 

 Ammi T. hoped to find a friend in her baker when she ordered this Toy Story-inspired Woody cake:

But instead she went to fecality, and beyond:

 

It's like two poop ropes shaking hands.

In fact, I think we're going to need a rear view on this one, don't you? [nodding] Yeah.

Turn 'er around, boys!

 

Hoo-WHEE! Saggy.

 

 Now, to be fair, I'm not sure how anyone would go about recreating this next cake exactly:

 (What is that, printable fondant? It sure doesn't look like paper...)

 But regardless, this isn't it:

 

That moment when you realize the awful Pooh picnic wreck is an engagement cake.

 

 

And finally, Virginia K. wanted this shaped number cake for her eighteenth birthday:

 

 But instead, she celebrated her legal coming of age - and all its unlimited litigation possibilities - with this:

So many things to say, but I keep coming back to those color choices. "Ok, you know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking EARTHWORMS and MINT ICE CREAM. Can we make that happen? Yes? AWESOME."

 

Thanks to Rebecca, Ammi T., Anony M., &Virginia K. for that horrifying mental image. I mean, sure, I wrote it, but still. I BLAME YOU.

Thursday
Dec202012

The End of the World As We Know It

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, and snakes, a crappy "plane:"

  

Santa Claus is not afraid:

 

 

Eye of a hurricane, listen to your tummy churn

 

 

yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda
yadda yadda yadda yaddda yadda
yaddayadda yadda yaddda ..

 

 (oh, thank goodness)

 

It's the end of the world as we know it!

 

It's the end of the world as we know it!

 

It's the end of the world as we know it!

AND I FEEL FINE.

 

 

Thanks to  Maria V., Kayla M., Teya, Lisa C., Debbie N., Jola S., & Frank M., who are off partying like it's 1999.

P.S. Yes, I KNOW the world ends TOMORROW, but since I didn't know what time tomorrow, I couldn't take the chance of missing it, now, could I?