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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Monday
Jun272016

Happy Birthday Happy Birthday

Happy birthday, Happy Birthday song!

You know what's coming next.

[loudly and off key]

♫ Haaaaaappy... ♪

BIRDAY

...to you!

 

Haaaaaapppy

BISLHAY

...to you!

 

Haaaaaaaaaapppy...

Well, you get the idea.

('Butthday' is my favorite.)

 

Anyhoo:

 

Thanks to Lisa M., Kelsey D., Jason M., Stacie H., Melanie W., Whitney K., Ruth C., Rachel V., Jill, Dena, Carrie K., Tina W., & Rachel M., who I bet all agree with me that the birthday song is the worst. Along with anything else you're forced to sing at fellow adults in restaurants. And don't get me started on those funny paper hats. Have I mentioned I'm an introvert? DON'T SING TO ME. But leave the cake. And a fork. No, I'm not sharing. WHAT.

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Friday
Jun172016

A Happy Dad's Dad

Right, bakers, this one's not too bad. All we need is "Happy Father's Day."

Aaaaand... GO.

No no, Happy FATHER'S day.

 

Close...

 

A little farther...

 

What is even happening right now.

 

Tell you what, just write, "#1 Dad."
Easy-peasy, pudding and...

...why?

 

::head in hands::

 

ARG, nooooo!
It's not "Day," it's "DAD!!"

 

I'm just not talking to you anymore.

 

That's right, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, bakers.

 

 

Well, I guess I did ask for it.

 

Thanks to Katie M., Melissa D., Chelsea B., Michelle G., Lauren P., Krista D., Jenny W., Tyler C., Pam M., & Isabel M. for taking Dad jokes even farther.

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