For All You Mothers

Sometimes it's hard to tell Mom how much she means to us.

Other times it's hard to tell how she still puts up with us.

I like to think it's because of all the care and consideration that goes into the mother's day cakes we give her, though.

Or, ok, maybe it's something else.

Just remember: I LOVE ALL YOU MOTHERS.

And if I could get every one of you moms out there a cake of your own, it would be this one:

Awwww YEEEEAH.

Happy weekend, everyone!

Thanks to Cathy S., Laura F., Deanna N., Carol D., Ginny H., Raziel P., Anony M., Breanne R., Barbara R., Chrissy D., Jonna S., & Cathi C. for the cakes only a wrecker could love.

A Scholarly Salute

It's Teacher Appreciation Week, my friends, so if you can read this, thank a teacher! (And if you can't read this, then... uh... wait. Never mind.)

Ahem.

Teachers, whether your subject is:

"Scienc"...

"managent" or "psycology"...

the "Holly Bible"...

or teaching kids their MBCs:

... you get an A+ with us.

Yes, teachers, you labor on through daily trials and temper tantrums, shaping our future generations, spreading knowledge, encouragement, and inspiration, and all for the vastly insufficient reward of that one shining, glorious phrase:

And while some of your students have already served their time:

"Class OFF, buster!"

And others have much, MUCH longer to go:

Please know that you are, without a doubt:

...the "Word's Greates."

And hey, we mean that.

Thanks to Chrissy W., Kristen C., Christy, Anony M., Amy S., Carolina D., Barbara O., & Paul V. for the teaching moment.