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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Mithspellings (340)

Friday
Nov112016

Thank A Vet, But Not With These Cakes

How To Honor A Veteran On Veterans Day:

1) Start by spelling it right.

"Vertirns"

 

2) Now make sure you spelled it right.

"Vetern's"

 

3) No, really, maybe take 20 seconds out of your day to attempt some minimal effort for the people who literally risked their lives for you, if only because you're a professional baker and YOU'RE BEING PAID TO DO THIS.

"Vetirns"

::deadpan stare, breathing hard::

 

Or, you know, go back to making bizarrely wangish flag tumors:

 

...and adding blue stripes to the flag:

The rest of us will just be over here, looking at pies.

 

Thanks to Abby B., Kirsten F., Rebekah F., Lynn B., & Michelle S. for proving sometimes cake is NOT the best choice.

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Tuesday
Nov082016

I VOTE AMERICA

If this blog has taught us anything, it's that a dead dog with a flag nailed to its head is a symbol of PATRIOTISM.

And what do patriots do?

They let freedome ring!!

 

 

With liberty and Justine for all!


 (Don't worry; Justine got a cake out of it.)

 (See?)

 

So, my fellow Americans, if YOU love this country..

 (Plus a large chunk of Canada...)

 

...and if you believe in Stars and Strips forever:

 (Woo woo!)

 

...plus monkeys wearing flag togas:

[crickets chirping]

 

...then get out there and buy some election cookie cakes! 

You'll know them because they're the ones with the word "election" written on them:

 

Do it for the bakers.

Do it for your country, the good ol' SUA:

 

 And do it because your vote counst:

...as long as you're not voting for literacy.

 

Thanks to Holly F., Dawnan H., Karen B., Dana S., Russell A., Carol S., Elizabeth J., Ryan H., Carol G., & Lillian J. for the reminder that tomorrow we can FINALLY switch from griping about campaign commercials to griping about who won the election. YAY POLITICS.

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