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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Mithspellings (310)

Monday
Feb092015

My Funky Valentine

Have a special someone you want to impress this V day?

Then let these bakers teach you the language... of luuuuuurve.

 

On second thought, forget language.

 

Let's try some sexy symbolism instead. Mrowr.

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Too sexy.

 

Too confusing.

 

Too serial-killer.

 

Aha! Just right!

Well, assuming you think love is a pile of... flower center.

 

I've heard Barry White is great for setting the mood.

Uh...

To be fair, no one ever said what KIND of mood.

 

How about a gift?

Sure, they'll be picking fake fur fuzz out of their teeth for a while, but so worth it.

 

And hey, if all else fails:

Have some cookie cake.

 

Thanks to Katie C., Robyn F., Nancy L., C.H., Irene, Mab R., Jon M., Sharon W., & Rebecca C. for the Happy SAD.

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Tuesday
Feb032015

The Top Super Bowel 2015 Fumbles

The Big Game may be over, but we're still tallying up the score on the 2015 Super Bowel!

Why is it called the Super Bowel, you ask?

Simple: because everyone in it really has to go.

 

(I think this is what they call a "Hawlk Smash Cake.")

 

Oh, and hey, big congrats to all the Prats out there:

 

And our condolences to ol' what's-their-name:

It was a valiant battle of tight ends, easy scores, and regulation-approved ball grabbing, but in the end I think we can all agree that Nationwide commercial was a total downer.

(Seriously, Nationwide. DA HECK.)

 

Yes, my friends, let us never forget... the year of ex-licks.

... and unfortunately phallic helmets.

Because seriously, a helmet that looks like a schlong?
Now that's using your head!

 

Thanks to April W., Leslye B., Karie P., Justine B., Jennifer P., & Marilyn Z., who all admit they read it as "ex-licks" every time, too.

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