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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Mithspellings (339)

Friday
Jun172016

A Happy Dad's Dad

Right, bakers, this one's not too bad. All we need is "Happy Father's Day."

Aaaaand... GO.

No no, Happy FATHER'S day.

 

Close...

 

A little farther...

 

What is even happening right now.

 

Tell you what, just write, "#1 Dad."
Easy-peasy, pudding and...

...why?

 

::head in hands::

 

ARG, nooooo!
It's not "Day," it's "DAD!!"

 

I'm just not talking to you anymore.

 

That's right, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, bakers.

 

 

Well, I guess I did ask for it.

 

Thanks to Katie M., Melissa D., Chelsea B., Michelle G., Lauren P., Krista D., Jenny W., Tyler C., Pam M., & Isabel M. for taking Dad jokes even farther.

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Wednesday
Jun012016

Seven Surprising Words Bakers Can't Spell

(Warning: Slightly badish word)

If one didn't know better, one might think that "congratulations" and "birthday" were the only words that bakers regularly misspelled.  To this I say "Pish Tosh!" since I've been binge-watching Are You Being Served?  Also, I assume all English people regularly say "Pish Tosh."  Along with "ickle bobby wagon."

There are, however, a plethora of words that enjoy the same vigorous mangling.  These include:

 "Nathibnals"

 

"Yatch"

 

"Cummunion:"

 

"Fathdays"

 

"Pocker"

 

The wonderfully ironic "Ausome"

 

 And, of course, "asswhoie"

[Little known fact: "ASSWHOIEEEE!!" is what Goofy originally screamed while sailing off that cliff, before the censors got a hold of it.]


Thanks to Ashley C., Carol M., Connie F., Rachel N., Sunshine, Heather D., & Gare E. for giving me an excuse to post my favorite Goofy clip:

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