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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Thursday
Dec252014

Marry Wrecksmas!

After much careful deliberation, I decided to go with a "Merry Christmas" theme today.

You know, like this:

 

Of course there's also the "Reindeer Patty" theme:

...but that one's kind of crappy.

 

Now, I know this season has left some of us feeling topsy-turvy...

So just remember: after today, you won't have to hear "Frosty the Snowman" again for a whole 10 months!

 

But you're still stuck with "Do You Want To Build A Snowman?"

Sorry.

 

Oh! And no more creepy Santa cakes!

"Soon, Christmas tree. SOOOOON."

 

And no more asking for this:

 

And getting this:

So THAT's a relief.

 

So however and whatever you're celebrating today, may it be extra sweet, a little silly, and filled with all the people you mostly don't want to strangle.

Marry Christmas, wrecky minions.
Or at least take it out for a pity date.

 

Thanks to Noell, Yvonne M., Dena K., Julie C., Sarah, Valerie, & Karen B. for making our day merry and bridal.

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Tuesday
Dec232014

Different Madonna, Different "Holiday"

Hallidays!

 

Celebrate!

 

Helydays!

 

Celebrate!

 

If we took a hoilday:

 

Took some time to celebrate

 

Just one day out of life

 

It would be...
It would be SO ICE

 

Everybody spread the lard

 

We're gonna have a festive nation!

 

It isn't very hard
to meet expectations!

::head desk::

 

Ok, new plan:

I LIKE IT.

 

Thanks to Wolfie, Anony M., Fran V., Stefanie K., Randi M., Megan H., Rebecca M., Sarah D., Shachi, Lisa N., Elaine L., & Melody W. for the Festivus Miracle.

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