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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Nappy Blob Blob, Jen

Today isn't like any other day, friends, because today is Jen's birthday. Today.

So please join me in a hearty, boisterous, thundering rendition of this recently free-to-use song!


♫ Haaaaappy Bulhedoy... ♪







Dear Sugar Briiiiitches...
(That's what we call each other)







Eh, close enough.


Thanks to Hailey R., Anony M., Haley B., Connie M., Courtenay V., Lisa, Lorena, & Melanie W., who all appreciate Jen's HUGE tracts of... talent.


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And for those of you who might not recognize the reference, it's from Jen's book:


Happy Mothday, Moms!

Minions, there are LOTS of ways to tell Mom you love her for Mother's Day.

This isn't one of them.


Now, if you wanted to say something like, "There's a hole in my heart Mother can never fill," then this one's got you covered:


Or if you want a subtle commentary on the growing rift in your relationship:


Or even a whimsical illustration of how "Mom" has disappeared from the picture altogether!

Too depressing?


Then check this out:

Look at that border. I mean, really zoom in and study that technique.


Do you have more than one mom in your life?
Then why not rank them?

Is that a #1 or #2? I don't know.
And neither will she.


Speaking of seconds, here are two tries at "Mom, You're #1"

Both wrong.


Maybe you should go for the classic "ran out of room and combined both words" approach:

I have a feeling "Mothday" could really catch on.


Because when it comes to Mother's Day, minions, nothing compares to hearing Mom utter those five precious words:

"What's that supposed to mean?"

That's for the philosophers to decide, Mom. That's for the philosophers to decide.


Thanks to Rachel M., Annie T., Karra A., Robyn R., Sharla H., Emily R., Heather Y., Sharon B., Sherry, & my own mom, Sharon, who still reads this blog every day, and who deserves ALL the cakes, 'cuz she's awesome.


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