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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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New Year's: Ringin' Wreckage

As we contemplate a New Year's Eve filled with drink and debauchery - or maybe an Agents of SHIELD marathon with the cats [WINK] - remember, friends, that wine glasses don't work like this:


And they definitely don't look like this:


And while these bakers have obviously never seen a champagne bottle before, let's be grateful they at least know they're green:


(I can't even with those glasses. CANNOT. EVEN.)



So get on out there, wrecky minions, and enjoy your tubing tentacle babies!

They, uh, may be a little stale.


Also, have fun, stay safe, and never - EVER - over-emphasize a greeting with the foolish and reckless use of an unwarranted exclamation mark:

Thank you.


Thanks also to Hannah, Nick G., Kathy R., Leah and John, Emily K., Meg G., and Grace S., for being especially frindly.


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Marry Wrecksmas!

After much careful deliberation, I decided to go with a "Merry Christmas" theme today.

You know, like this:


Of course there's also the "Reindeer Patty" theme:

...but that one's kind of crappy.


Now, I know this season has left some of us feeling topsy-turvy...

So just remember: after today, you won't have to hear "Frosty the Snowman" again for a whole 10 months!


But you're still stuck with "Do You Want To Build A Snowman?"



Oh! And no more creepy Santa cakes!

"Soon, Christmas tree. SOOOOON."


And no more asking for this:


And getting this:

So THAT's a relief.


So however and whatever you're celebrating today, may it be extra sweet, a little silly, and filled with all the people you mostly don't want to strangle.

Marry Christmas, wrecky minions.
Or at least take it out for a pity date.


Thanks to Noell, Yvonne M., Dena K., Julie C., Sarah, Valerie, & Karen B. for making our day merry and bridal.


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