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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Oh Poop (55)


"It's Pronounced Shi-THEAD"

Bakers! Halloween is this Saturday!



Now keep going!


Yeah! That's good shi... er... stuff!


Push 'em out, shove 'em out, waaaaaay out!

Phew! That was a hard one.


But don't stop now; really let those creative juices flow!

That's it!


I love the smell of pumpkin stem in the morning!


This is all SO APPETIZING!


Ok, bakers, FINAL PUSH. Really put your back into it!
Let it allll out!!



Welp, I guess that's one more Halloween in the can.

Good work, team.


Thanks to Kirsten F., Molly M., Lily Q., Loren B., Beth N., Clare L., Claire W., Jeremy B., & Jordan S. for the heady flush of victory.


And now, a moving moment for my fellow Potter heads:

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
but don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
a smarter hat than me."

- actual quote from book 1


I bet he places everyone in Hufflepoop.


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No No, Thank YOU, Canada


Facebook nearly shut down our page because the following turkey cake was so offensive. Please, hide your children and make sure any elderly folks are out of the room before proceeding! Because the turkey looks vaguely phallic. I mean sure, there are literally millions of mostly naked pictures on Facebook but we put up a turkey cake, darnit, and that crosses a line!





Today may be Columbus Day here in the U.S., but it's also Canadian Thanksgiving, so....


I kid, I kid.

After all, there's so much more to Canada's day of thanks than just drippy poo wangs.

There are also HUUUGE... tracts of pumpkins.


And Turkey Castles!


And... dead... scarecrows?

Whoa. Little dark, there, Canada.


Anyway, I just wanted to say how thankful *I* am for you, Canada, with your sweet people, your incredibly tolerant and forgiving sense of humor, and, of course, that adorable Canadian accent:

Now go gooble 'til ya wooble, you crazy kids.


Thanks to Steve G., Courtney W., Katheleine G., Michelle D., & Kyle S. for bringing their "eh" game.


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