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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Oh Poop (60)


You'll Never Say "I Do" The Same After Seeing This Engagement Cake

Nicole's friends had a casual engagement party, so to have a little fun with it they called it the "I Do Barbecue." It's cute, it's descriptive, it rhymes - what could go wrong?

Oh wait, that's right: THEY ORDERED A CAKE.

Mistake #1, you guys.

Or should I say "Mistake #2?"

Yep, thanks to an unfortunate choice of "BBQ" design and a truly baffling emphasis in the wording, the happy couple ended up [snerk]... with this:


Take a second. Really explore this one. This is one of those gifts that keeps on giving.

And hey, if you ever decide to turn your spa colonic into a more social event, we've got the cake for it, right here!

Just, please, no chocolate.


Thanks to Nicole, who reports the "I Do" BBQ was so draining that she was completely wiped in the end.


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And Now, A Crappy Song From Aladdin

 I can show you poo swirls


  Shiny, glistening, fetid!


Wreckerator, just when did you cast 

all good taste aside?


I can open your eyes



Take you blunder...



... by bluuuunder



Cakey dreams torn asunder


as the giant cupcake sighs.


Day glow poo swiiiiiirls

A new, wrecktastic form of goo!


I think that WE should go. Let's TAKE it slow!


I hear the bride is screaming...


No more poo swiiiiirls!


They're just not something you should chew


So, let's be candid here:

It's crystal clear!


that gangrenous poo swirls 

will never do.



Thanks to Cameron F., Holt, Carrie G., Eric C., Erin E., Talia B., Marlissa D., Anony M., Meagan B., and Anne for opening up whole new worlds of wreckage.


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