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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Oh Poop (51)

Tuesday
Mar112014

Flotsampoowreckitis

Do you frequently need to abandon your work for sudden emergencies?

 

Are your trips to the beach often cut short?

 

Are you perplexed by the constant trail of crap that follows where ever you go?

If the answer is yes then you may be suffering from Flotsampoowreckitis, or FPW, a common condition afflicting literally millions of plastic cake toys.

While there is no cure, FPW is nothing to be ashamed of! Why, just look at all these celebrity toys living loud and proud with THEIR frosted poop piles!

"I tell everyone it's the grease in 'greased Lightning.'"

 

"Then she was all, 'Can YOU say 'sexy?!'"

 

Even Merida knows being ashamed of FPW is just horse... rocks.

So brave.

 

So don't turn your back on Flotsampoowreckitis, flotsam!

Embrace it!

 

"Oooh, commmmfy."

 

Then you, too, can move on with your regular duties, knowing life won't pass you by!

 

So go on, cake flotsam: get out there, and embrace life to the fullest.

And just, uh, try to ignore all those giant turds beside you.

 

Thanks to Anony M., Laura N., Heidi T., Melissa C., Alex M., Miranda H., Cassandra M., Paula M., Amber G., and Chera D. , who are still giggling over "regular duties." (No? Just me?)

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Friday
Aug232013

And Now, A Crappy Song From Aladdin

 I can show you poo swirls

 

  Shiny, glistening, fetid!

 

Wreckerator, just when did you cast 

all good taste aside?

 

   
I can open your eyes

 

 

Take you blunder...

 

 

... by bluuuunder

 

 

Cakey dreams torn asunder

as the giant cupcake sighs.

 

Day glow poo swiiiiiirls

A new, wrecktastic form of goo!

 

I think that WE should go. Let's TAKE it slow!

I hear the bride is screaming...

 

No more poo swiiiiirls!

They're just not something you should chew

 

So, let's be candid here:

It's crystal clear!

that gangrenous poo swirls 

will never do.

 

 

Thanks to Cameron F., Holt, Carrie G., Eric C., Erin E., Talia B., Marlissa D., Anony M., Meagan B., and Anne for opening up whole new worlds of wreckage.