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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Oh Poop (58)


No No, Thank YOU, Canada


Facebook nearly shut down our page because the following turkey cake was so offensive. Please, hide your children and make sure any elderly folks are out of the room before proceeding! Because the turkey looks vaguely phallic. I mean sure, there are literally millions of mostly naked pictures on Facebook but we put up a turkey cake, darnit, and that crosses a line!





Today may be Columbus Day here in the U.S., but it's also Canadian Thanksgiving, so....


I kid, I kid.

After all, there's so much more to Canada's day of thanks than just drippy poo wangs.

There are also HUUUGE... tracts of pumpkins.


And Turkey Castles!


And... dead... scarecrows?

Whoa. Little dark, there, Canada.


Anyway, I just wanted to say how thankful *I* am for you, Canada, with your sweet people, your incredibly tolerant and forgiving sense of humor, and, of course, that adorable Canadian accent:

Now go gooble 'til ya wooble, you crazy kids.


Thanks to Steve G., Courtney W., Katheleine G., Michelle D., & Kyle S. for bringing their "eh" game.


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When Chocolate Turns Crappy

Yesterday we saw some stunning chocolate wedding cakes.

However, there is a dark side to chocolate - and I'm not talking the extra tasty dark chocolate side.

No, I'm talking about Unfortunately Poo-Like Usage of Ganache Decor, or U-PLUGD.

U-PLUGD is running rampant through our nation's bakeries, my friends, and causes needless snort-giggle gagging every day!


Whether it's smeary:




Splashing forth in fecally fountains:





Uhh... hang on.

What were we talking about, again?

Oh, right!


Even The Cheesecake Factory has fallen victim to U-PLUGD:

Too extreme, guys. TOO EXTREME.


And what the heck is happening here??


So, in conclusion, please don't let Unfortunately Poo-Like Usage of Ganache Decor happen to you or someone you love. Speak out. Get educated!

And maybe ask for a different border color next time.



Thanks to Jennifer C., Beth, Dani R., Anony M., Jessica C., Jess N., Craig T., Teresa Y., & Cynthia E. for roping in that last one.


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And from my other blog, EPBOT: