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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Oh Poop (57)


Chocolate Day Scat Fest

For Chocolate Day we decided to illustrate a beloved children's classic.

I highly recommend hitting play and reading along:

(Note: Mild language at the very end.)


Everyone Poops

An elephant makes a big poop.


A mouse makes a tiny poop.


A one hump camel makes a one hump poop.

A two hump camel makes a two hump poop.

Hahaha, only kidding.


Fish poop...

...and so do birds.

And bugs, too.

Different animals make different kinds of poop.


Different shapes, different colors, even different smells.


Which end is the snake's behind?

What does whale poop look like?


Some stop to poop, others do it on the move.


Some poop here or there.
Others do it in a special place.


Grownups poop. Children poop, too.
While some children poop on the potty, others poop in their diapers.


Some animals poop and pay no attention.
Others clean up after themselves.
These poop by the water:


This one does it in the water.
He wipes himself with paper then flushes it down.


All living things eat, so everyone poops.


Thanks to Stephanie M., Beth W., Lisa R., Dede H., Robin, Robin E., Anony M., Anna O., Anthony S., Wendi P., Anita C., Cassandra M., Christie D., & John W. for our crappiest post yet.

(Can you believe none of those were supposed to look like poop? Except maybe the rainbow swirly one - which I'm guessing is unicorn poop, and therefore gets a free pass.)



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Friday Favs, 5/30/14

Some of my favorite new submissions this week:


Or as we like to call her, "Tripod."

(That was the most family-friendly joke I could come up with. HI, MOM.)


If you write online a lot, then this next one is for you.

The problem with ordering via e-mail:

Now, everyone laughing, go ahead and explain it to the rest of the class.


Sarah sent in her wedding cake as a "missed mark" wreck, but to be honest, I'm a lot more interested in her choice of table decor:

Please tell me you cut the cake with the Klingon bat'leth, Sarah. PLEASE.


Giving new meaning to the name "dump truck:"

What a load of... ooh, hey, icing!


"Uh, you guys, Jimmy's cake is a little... off... don't you think?"

"Well, we weren't going to say anything, but yeah."

"Think he knows?"



Before you ask, this kid's name was Finn. FINN.

[wincing] Oooh, not good.
I'm guessing Trey snapped this pic right before the cake was hit by lightning.


And while we're talking botched names, look what the baker did to poor Tucker:

(Seriously. HOW IS THAT A 'T'?!)


Thanks to Betsy P., Cindy T., Sarah K., Jane P., Bobbie C., Trey P., & Carri C. for putting all our childhood nick names in perspective.



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