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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Oh Poop (52)

Thursday
Feb142013

Reading Between The Wrecks

Chocolates? Flowers? Cutesy stuffed animals?

 

BO-RING.


This Valentine's day, give me something a little out-of-the-ordinary! Something a little daring!  Something a little...um...

...crappy? 

 (Remember, the couple that leaves flaming bags of poo on doorsteps together, STAYS together.)

 

I'm getting kind of a mixed message here.

 

Ok, now it's less mixed.

 

 Hang on. So you're saying you morph into a heart-chomping werewolf at night? Is that it?

 

 And the call is coming from inside the house?

 

And you may need diapers?

 

But you still love me in your barbaric, wolfish way?

  Aw. Well, I guess that IS kind of sweet...

  Will you stop killing things while I'm trying to talk to you.

 

Well, I guess the only really important thing is that we understand one another, right?

[crickets]

 

 That and house training, of course.

 BAD WEREWOLF.

 

Thanks to Rebekah G., Meredith G., Carolyn, Brandy S., Chau, Laura E., Kerry M., Lynn B., Anne Q., & Anthony S. for reminding us to just stick with boxes of chocolates. 

Unless we're werewolves.

 

Tuesday
Nov202012

Shoo, Horns!

Are you tired of buying a special dessert every Thanksgiving, only to have your friends and family snarf it all down before you get a piece?

Then this year, why not buy:

 

The Cornucrapia
Leftovers Guranteed!™

 
That's right, your local bakers have twisted the traditional "Horn of Plenty" into something MUCH less appetizing! Just choose from any of these exciting designs!

The Black Hole

 

The Stinky Slinky

 


The Mud Slide

 

The Twirly Turd


The Purge

 

The Litter of Runts

 

And that relentless best seller:

The Miserable Vomitous Mass

(or Humperdink, for short.)


Find yours at a local wreckery today!


Thanks to Kelly G., Sarah, Joanna C., Roni F., Jesse, Maureen S., and Dan W. for horning in on our Thanksgiving parade.