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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Oh Poop (52)

Thursday
Aug232012

Colon: Blown

 

Well, to be fair, it looks like it *did* fly out of someone's butt.

 

I like how the candles are sinking into the cake, too, like it's some kind of technicolored Swamp of Sadness. Then again, if *I* had that big of a log next to me, I'd probably abandon all earthly hope, too.

 

 Thanks to Stephanie B. for finally giving a crap.

 

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Wednesday
Jul042012

Go Fourth And Wreckerate!

You guys, I really don't know how to say this.

But...

.... here goes.

"Fourth OB July?"

"Fourth oh bee July?"

 Which is it?

 

Well, whichever, the important thing is that I wish you all a "Happ4" one, so here ya go:

And now that that's done, I'll let you get back to enjoying your celebratory afternoon picnics of roasted poo:

 

 Btw, how do you like your patties? Blackened or runny? 

(Either way, you're in luck!!)

:D

 

Happy fourth of July, everyone! Whether today's the day your country declared its independence, or it's just another Wednesday, I hope you have a "wreck-less" one.

 

Thanks to wreckporters Carlye, Cheryl P., & Catherine F. for helping me get all that out.