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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Oh Poop (51)


Go Fourth And Wreckerate!

You guys, I really don't know how to say this.


.... here goes.

"Fourth OB July?"

"Fourth oh bee July?"

 Which is it?


Well, whichever, the important thing is that I wish you all a "Happ4" one, so here ya go:

And now that that's done, I'll let you get back to enjoying your celebratory afternoon picnics of roasted poo:


 Btw, how do you like your patties? Blackened or runny? 

(Either way, you're in luck!!)



Happy fourth of July, everyone! Whether today's the day your country declared its independence, or it's just another Wednesday, I hope you have a "wreck-less" one.


Thanks to wreckporters Carlye, Cheryl P., & Catherine F. for helping me get all that out.


Sometimes You Really Have To Go-Go

(Note: In case your Wham's a little rusty, I've embedded the music video at the bottom of today's post.)

(Also, "Rusty Wham" is the name of my Peter Gabriel cover band.)


You caught me off guard right from the start

You got me all fired up with your bean pop tarts

My colon's not been the same

Goes a-Bang-Bang-Bang 'til I start to strain


But something's wrong here

Something ain't right

My roommate told me what you did last night

Left a "present" in my bed


 I was sleepin',  but the smell could've raised the dead!

Wake me up before you go-go

'Cuz poopin' in a girl's bed's a no-no

Wake me up before you go-go

I don't want to be here when you need two-ply

Wake me up before you go-go

I think this date has just reached a new low

Wake me up before you go-go

Better yet, take a hike

 I really do not liiiiike 

(yeah, yeah!)


You left your skid marks on my duvet

 And if they don't wash out then you're gonna pay

What the heck, man, have you no shame? 


The term "crappy date"'ll never be the same.

'Cuz you're so crazy, I'm a fool 

Shoulda known better when you peed the pool

Get out, baby, this ain't right

 'Scuse my British, but you're so full of shite!


Wake me up before you go-go

I think this date has just reached a new low

Wake me up before you go-go

Better yet, take a hike

I really do not liiiiike!



(No, no, no!)

Thanks to Jennifer G., Erin S., Kathy B., R.W., Kylie N., Becki N., Marisa F.,  Jamie G., Colleen C., Leigh B., Chelsea H., & Lisa R., for helping me get that out of my system.