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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Oh-So-Ugly (208)

Tuesday
Jun182013

Guest Post For You!

 


 

[fade to dream sequence]

 


 

"We all know the importance of a water filter. It is an important part of every household."

This cake is very ugly!

Water Filters For Less

 


"There are many brands of water filters. Many are good brands."

This cake is not spelled right!

Buy Cheap Water Filters

 

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat."

 

This cake is showing a dead clown!

Glorious Water Filters Of Joy Helped Me Lost Ten Pounds

 


"In conclusion, not all water filters are the same. Many water filters are different."

 

The guitar looks very much like a penis!

Your Penis Will Need Wheelbarrow: Discount Water Filters


 

 

 


Thanks to Amy B., Jennifer C., Viole, & Valerie F. for reminding me of all the times a news outlet asks to feature a CW slideshow - and then writes their own captions.

 

Monday
May272013

Memorial Pride

If tomorrow all the cakes were gone
I'd posted on this blog
And I had to start again
With just this patriotic dog:

I’d thank my lucky stars,

(o.0)

to be livin' here today.

 

‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom,

and they can’t take that awaaaaay.

 

And I’m proud to be an American,

where we're free to be wrecky!


And I wont forget the ones who died,

who gave that right to me.


And I gladly stand UP,
next to you and defend her still today!

 

'Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this laaaand,

 

God bless the U-S-A!

*

 

 

Thanks to Holly F., Dara M., Michael H., Claire Marie, Carolann K., Erica B., Kelley B., Pam L., & Rachel P. for the reminder.

 

*For you pesky optimists suggesting that the USU cookie cake stands for something else: it was found at a big box store alongside other patriotic cakes two days before Memorial Day, 2011. So... yeah, no. -john (thoJ)