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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Oh-So-Ugly (200)

Tuesday
Oct092012

Gross Ickies

It can cause an e-coli outbreak...


...from across the room.



It calls each of its polyps...


...by name.


It once made a dermatologist cry.



It is...


...the Least Appetizing Cake in the World.



"I don't always appear on blogs, Brooke B., but when I do, I prefer Cake Wrecks."

Wednesday
Sep192012

Hooray For Online Piracy!

ARRRRRR, me mateys! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day! So let's get starrrrted by going over arrr vocabularrrry with a quick pop quiz:

 

Q: Where are we going tonight?

A: To a BARRRRR. 

 Q: And what will we drink?

A. StARRRRla's Sangria!

 

 Q. How will we get to the bar?

A. In a cARRRRR!

 

Q. What will we play during Karaoke?

A. Air guitARRRRR.

 

Q. What do we call this ugly golf ball cake?

A. SubpARRRRR

 

Q. What do dinosaurs say?

A. RARRRRRR!

 

Q. And finally, who's on our pirate flag?

A. The Jolly RogARRRRR - but this scalawag looks like an impostARRRRR!

 
Thanks to Suzanne S., Beth C.,  Rock, John M., Kelly H., Adrienne D., and Paul & Storm, who I blatantly ripped off honored with today's post.