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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Questionable Taste (129)

Thursday
Apr112013

MANLY MEN Cakes

Is your guy a real "man's man?" Does he enjoy grunting, beer-can-crushing, and flexing?

THEN DO I HAVE THE CAKES FOR YOU!

 

Remember, pretty colors are for GIRLS. Singed poop and "I love hunting" flotsam is for MEN.

HOOAW!

 

And you know what else is manly? 

DEAD ANIMALS.

Make it a bloody action tableau for that extra festive touch!

 

Oh, and MANLY MEN may only express affection for other MANLY MEN through poorly spelled insults:

 

Translation: "I value your friendship and enjoy our long talks and emotionally validating back-slapping sessions."

(I'd tell you how they say "I love you," but there are innocents present.)

 

MANLY MEN also love the bewbies:

... or the butts.

(It's like a dirty optical illusion: WHICH SIDE AM I LOOKING AT?)

 

And MANLY MEN ride big ol' manly motorcycles:

Vroom vroom!

 

... and chug smeary bottles of manly booze for breakfast:

MANLY.

 

But most importantly, MANLY MEN are always - ALWAYS - happy to let their kids choose their birthday cakes:

D'awwww.

 (Although it gets less cute when you realize those blobby things are supposed to be hearts. o.0)

 

Thanks to Julia K., Katherine H., Meredith, Anony M., Monica F., Anony M., & Marianne for joining me in a rousing rendition of "Men In Tights." All together, now, ladies!

We're men! {MANLY MEN!} We're men in tights! {TIGHT TIGHTS!]

Ok, girls, that should be stuck in everyone's heads now for the rest of the day. OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.

Wednesday
Mar062013

Oh My, Fair Lady

OK, everyone! It's time to channel your best Eliza Doolittle!

 

All I want is a womb somewhere

(STAT!)

 

I wish you people wouldn't stare

(Excuse me! I'm gestating here!)

 

Maybe a slit right there?

Now, woooouldn't that be loverly?

 

There'll be leftovers you won't eat

(Hey! This cake was half off!)

 

Might I suggest a piece wif feet?

(Cannibalism goes down so much better when it's camouflaged.)

 

Moms are a tasty treat

("Mom-to-be gets the first slice!")

 

Aren't beeeeelly cakes just...


(hurk)

...loverly?

 

Wombfelt thanks to Chris W., Angela P., Dotty McK., Nurse Katie, Tia B., Jes R., and Sasha H., who really know how to deliver a great picture.