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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Questionable Taste (141)


The Baby Currently Known As "Prince"

Here at Cake Wrecks, we'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate the royal family the best way we know how: a barely literate, wildly inappropriate manner.



Plus - of course - with some really bad puns:

This egg-celent choice is sure to crack 'em up - no yolk!


We'd also like to share this time-honored wisdom:

 Hey. You're welcome.


 Hang on, I just realized we haven't actually congratulated the new parents yet. 

That's better.

(Go Yanks!)


Or, for something a little more colorful:

(We can only hope.)


Now prepare for a full-frontal assault of celebratory cakeyness:


Rejoice, I say!




As of this writing there haven't been any photos of the new prince released, but I'm sure the little tyke looks absolutely delicious:

Or at least ... shiny.


Tell you what: maybe we should just keep it simple.

Anyone know how to grunt in a British accent?


Well, that's all from us, royals. Wishing you all many happy returns, and of course, hugs n' kisses!



Thanks to Lindsey J., Anony M., Amanda K., Keri K., Sarah S., Carrie, Erin G., Carly A., Kelly L., & Marla G. for helping us keep it classy.


Wreckily Ever After

Parents beware! Some of today's wrecks are not appropriate for kids.

Oh, and to my knowledge only two of these were NOT served at actual weddings. Let's see if you can guess which ones. [evil grin]


Someday my prince will come

Someday I'll find my love

And how thrilling that moment will be!

When the prince of my dreams comes to me!


He'll whisper, "I love you,"


And steal a kiss or chew:

Though he may be far away

I will find my love someday 

(The porcelain throne?) 

 Someday when my dreams ...


 ... come true!



Thanks to  Lynn G, Anony M., K.J., Serena M., Carol M., Alan R., Katie L., Solli S., Marisa F., & Stephanie L. for the royal treatment.


Oh, and for a sweet little palate cleanser, here's the version of Someday I listened to while writing this post. You should watch it. It's pretty. And Felicia Day is, like, too adorable. :)