Hi, I'm here to pick up a cake? It's the "Happy Birthday Brittany" one.
Ah, no, see, that second "Birthday" should be "Brittany."
No no, this has Brittany twice. I need "Happy Birthday" on it.
Ok, now you've just combined them into one word. There should be three.
You don't mind if I bang my head on this counter here, do you?
Look, forget the name. Could you just give me a cake that says "Happy Birthday," with sprinkles on it? Yes? Great. Thanks.
Thanks to Anony M., Bethany C., Angela A., Margo R., Brian R., & Kasha D. for the dental training. (Because it's like pulling teeth? Eh?)