Every week or so I sort through all the new submissions you guys have sent in. It's pretty fun, flipping through a random assortment of horror and hilarity all at once like that, so today I thought I'd share some of the ones from our latest batch that especially gave me the giggles:
Captain America Flees the Evil Laptop of Doom:
"Look out! IT'S ABOUT TO REBOOT!!"
(Yeah, yeah, I know it's not a laptop. It's a...um...briefcase? Of doom?)
Call me old fashioned, but I usually like my weddings and baby showers to at least get their own cakes:
Ooh, hey, do you think after they finished playing "dirty diaper," the bride threw it over her shoulder to a waiting crowd of toddlers? (Whoever catches it will be the next one potty-traaaained!)
Hey, maybe they know the Browns! (You know, Doc Brown? Back to the Future? Oh, never mind.)
This next one isn't so much a wreck as it is my new favorite baker: Wreckporter Jen ordered a cake, and when asked what she wanted on it, she just said, "Surprise me."
This is what she got:
And finally, if you've ever wondered at what point your baker needs an intervention, this is that point:
That, my friends, is a donut.
A donut with an ice-cream cone filled with solid icing crammed on top of it.
It's basically a sticky, loneliness-laced call for help.
Better eat it quick, before it gets too depressing.
Thanks to Michelle B., Kayla N., Carlton H., Jen J., and Rivit for the 'screams.