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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Say What? (58)

Wednesday
Jan042012

Start Talking, Mister

Don't you hate it when people trail off mid

And now the world may never know.

 

But on the plus side, the dress code is more casual.

(It was supposed to read pension. Making the baker a poet who didn't have any idea what was going on here.)

 

I'm going to make you find the problem with this next cake on your own. I won't tell you "why."

Although really, I don't see why Alex would need a whole book. Just get the man a Sharpie already! DONE.

[Insert link of relevance here.]

[You're welcome.]

 

Ever notice how the word "lives" sounds like the name "Liz?"

No?

Oh.

Then never mind.

Btw, have you seen the cake for this week's church social?

Liz, you have some SERIOUS 'splaining to do.

 

This is a "cookie bouquet" birth announcement, so I think I speak for us all when I say:

WELL I WOULD HOPE SO.

 

Thanks to Jamie C., Jennie C., Jessica W., Amy R., & Natasha N., who thinks we need more Target bags over here, stat.

Thursday
Dec012011

Now This One Really Slays Me

Things I just learned:


1: In the adoption process, the day the Consent to Adoption is given is known as the Execution Day.

2: That's not as chipper-sounding as you might think when iced on a cake:

...well, unless we're talking about a wood chipper. Then, maybe.

 

3. A photo of Dora being attacked by a monkey is so. not. helping.

 

Thanks to Megan G., who tells me something here was "lost in the translation."

I'm guessing the picture of the wood chipper.