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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Say What? (57)

Tuesday
Sep172013

ASS LABELS

C'mon. You know you want to.

COME BE TWELVE YEARS OLD WITH ME:

 

 

And the piéce de résistance:

 

Thanks to Gretchen O., Judyth Z., Sue C., & Abigail E., who refuse to subscribe to any labels.

Tuesday
Sep102013

Bake Me A Story

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Ryan, who met Susie -- the girl of his dreams -- in high school.

(Ryan had some pretty freaky dreams.)

 

The day Ryan graduated from college was a great day for everyone, but mostly his parents.

Ryan proposed to Susie that very afternoon, and she said, "Yes!"

 

His parents welcomed their future daughter-in-law with joy:

(Is it sad that I'm just thrilled it doesn't say "you're"?)

 

They had a lovely wedding. Even the ten minute toast by the bride's drunk uncle couldn't dim the couple's happiness.

(TL;DR version: "drink up!")

 

And Ryan's folks expressed themselves in their usual, exuberant way:

 

Months passed, and soon Susie and Ryan had more good news!

You'll never guess who sent the baby shower cake:

 

Ryan and Susie raised a loving and thoughtful child, though his grandparents' influence was still obvious:

And they wouldn't have it any other way.

THE END

 

Thanks to Ashley B., Michelle H., Lizzy R., Kim E., Amber F., Notju, & Casey H. for helping us tell this happy tale. And, no, I don't really know a couple named Ryan and Susie. If we had a legal department, they'd tell us to say, "All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental." Since Tonks and Lily are the CW Legal Department, I will instead say, "Meow."