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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Song (16)

Monday
Jan192015

It's Time To Let Frozen Go, Bakers

The snow glows white on the mountain, just right
Not a wreck here to be seen

A cake kit of inspiration
And it looks like... just a dream!

 

But bakers howling how the time's not on their side
Couldn't stop their "fix", heaven knows I tried!

 

This is a sin, you kidding me?
Did you just nick the toy and all the trees?

For real, don't steal, that really bloooows
But now we knoooow

 

THIS CAKE SUCKS

 

THIS CAKE SUCKS

Can't hold it back anymore!

 

THIS CAKE SUCKS

 

THIS CAKE SUCKS

Believe me, I have more!

I know there
Are worse wrecks, ok?
Let this nerd rage onnnnnnn!

 

Cuz here's the best "Frozen cake" today:

 

Thanks to Shauna O., Nikki H., Elizabeth O., Melissa U., Cathleen M., Lisa H., Tiffany L., & Jessica N., who really dodged a bullet there.

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Tuesday
Jan062015

Shake It Off

Some songs are Taylor-made for Cake Wrecks.

 

I said, "Funnel cake."
This looks more like brains

But it's too late to change, mmm-mmm
It's too late to change, mmm-mmm.

 

Are you sure that's the date? [chuckle]
I guess I'm running late.

I'll take it anyway, uh-huh.
But I'm not gonna pay, uh-uh.

 

Wedding cake's oozing
Won't stop, keeps on pooling

The bride's gonna lose it
Any time
Tell her, "We'll eat it anyway..."

 

And if Dora's on your funeral cake, cake, cake
And Diego isn't dressed for a wake, wake, wake

Baby, why don't you just take, take, take, take
Take 'em off, take 'em off?

 

'Cause the baker's gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
And add sprinkles 'til your teeth ache, ache, ache, ache

Baby, try a little shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake 'em off, shake 'em off

 

[Here comes the wrap part!]

:D

 

'Cause the baker's gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
And sometimes make a mistake, stake, stake, stake, stake

So Sue when you get this cake cake cake
Shake it off, shake it off!

 

Thanks to Abbe M., Vivian G., Laurel G., Rachel R., Jill D., Michelle L., and DG. You guys are great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, gre... oh, is that enough? Great.

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