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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Song (18)



Hush, little baby, don't say a word,


Mama's gonna buy you a giant bird.

And if that bird decides to drown


Mama's gonna buy you a troop of clowns:

And if those clown refuse to kill,


Mama just hopes this bunny will:

And if that bunny eats your face,


Mama's got a pig to take its place:

And if that demon swine won't maim,


Mama's gonna love you just...



Thanks to Sheila H., Amanda L., Shelley M., Jill F., Cerena C., & Katie M., who all agree it really should be a MURDER of clowns. Amirite?


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And from my other blog, Epbot:


Bohemian Wrecksody

Is she a real wife,

...without the letter E?


Post-marital strife?

Buy a cake from the bakery!


Open your eyes,


Watch the monster cry,



He's just an old man!

He needs baked sympathy.


Because he's easy come,


Easy go,


Little high,


Little low!


Any kind of cake goes, as long as the batter's...


Na-il freeeeee.


Thanks to Kari Jo M., Kyla W., Jennifer L., Beth H., Randi H., Stacie B., Amanda H., Andrew H., Bronwyn G., & Sarah M. for helping me be a little mercurial. (See what I did there?)


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