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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Song (22)


Peter Parker Would NOT Be Proud

♫ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

Does whatever a spider can!


Spins a web
Any size!

Catches thieves
Between his thighs



♫ Here comes the Spider-Maaaan!


Is he strong? Listen, Bud

Spider-Man is a total stud


He can float, he can fly!


Just look into
his soulful eyes



♫ That's totally Spider-Maaaaaan


We swear it's Spider-Maaaaaan


What do you mean you want your money back look it says "Spider-Maaaaaan."

Here's comes the Spider-MAAAAAAAN!
[jazz hands!]


Thanks to Kayte K., Amanda N., Liz D., Elisabeth T., Shoddyan, Sarah, Amanda S., Daniel & Kat, Anony M., & Carissa M. for finding the best wrecks on the Web.


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Bikini Waxing Poetic




Itsy bitsy...


Weirdly sheeny...


Lumpy camouflage bikini...

That I saw in the bakery display!


An itsy slitsy...



Armed and weedy:


Yellow dirty dot bikini:


...and I think
that's enough
for today!


Happy Bikini Day to Megan K., Deanna C., Cheryl R., Meghann E., Gina L., & Jessica L.


And now, for those of us too chicken to wear a bikini, a moment of zen:


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