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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Song (12)

Monday
Jul212014

Olaf Heats Things Up

[Olaf:] "Oh, I don't know why but I've always loved the idea of summer, and sun, and all things hot...

[Kristoff:] "Really. I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat."

[Olaf:] "Nope! But sometimes I like to close my eyes, and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come."

[cue music!]

♪ Bees'll buzz ♫

 

...kids'll blow dandelion fuzz,

(hurk)

 

♪ And I'll be doing whatever snow does...

In summer!

 

♪ A drink in my hand,

 

my snow up against the burning sand

 

♪ Prob'ly getting gorgeously tanned...

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...IN SUMMER!!

 

Thanks to Robert H., Jaleo, Anon M., Erin T., Jaclyn O., Charwoody, Susan R., Jessica B., Marika A., Lauren A., and Kyla Q. for playing it cool.

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Thursday
Jun192014

It's A Von Trapp!

Go ahead, sing along...

 

D'oh! A deer, a wrecky deer:

 

Rays, what has your baker done?

 

Steve, a name, I call my Elf:

 

Fa, the way the frosting runs!

 

So, I think the bee is deeead.

 

La, I can't hear you, no nooo!

 

Eee! This dog fills me with dreeead!

 

That will bring us back to...

NO! No, no, no...

 

How do you solve a problem like a Cake Wreck? You send it to us! So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, and THANKS to Naomi Z., Robert B., Crystal, Rachel N., Mary J., Rob S., Claire B., and Sarah M.

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