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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Song (23)

Tuesday
Jul052016

Bikini Waxing Poetic

It.

Was.

An.

Itsy bitsy...

 

Weirdly sheeny...

 

Lumpy camouflage bikini...

That I saw in the bakery display!

 

An itsy slitsy...

(ow)

 

Armed and weedy:

 

Yellow dirty dot bikini:

O.o

...and I think
that's enough
for today!

 

Happy Bikini Day to Megan K., Deanna C., Cheryl R., Meghann E., Gina L., & Jessica L.

 

And now, for those of us too chicken to wear a bikini, a moment of zen:

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Wednesday
Apr202016

9 Of The World's Dirtiest Cakes

Baaaaby, now that I've found you I'll just LET you mold:

 

 

 With Christmas stuff around you


 And UGLY bows:

 

Barbie, EVEN though

You're so creepy

 

 So dang creeeeee-pay!!

 

 

 BAAAAY-BAY!

 

Without a sound you scream, "I'll CUT you, bro!"

 

Dead bugs and dirt around you:

This is a WHOLE new low

 It's ironic, though;

 You need cleaning...

 

 So much CLEEEANING!


Thanks to Leah B., Carrie S., Diana K., Juliana B., Ann P., Ken D., Anony M., Jessica, & Melissa P. for the window pain. [shudder]

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