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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Song (17)

Tuesday
Jan062015

Shake It Off

Some songs are Taylor-made for Cake Wrecks.

 

I said, "Funnel cake."
This looks more like brains

But it's too late to change, mmm-mmm
It's too late to change, mmm-mmm.

 

Are you sure that's the date? [chuckle]
I guess I'm running late.

I'll take it anyway, uh-huh.
But I'm not gonna pay, uh-uh.

 

Wedding cake's oozing
Won't stop, keeps on pooling

The bride's gonna lose it
Any time
Tell her, "We'll eat it anyway..."

 

And if Dora's on your funeral cake, cake, cake
And Diego isn't dressed for a wake, wake, wake

Baby, why don't you just take, take, take, take
Take 'em off, take 'em off?

 

'Cause the baker's gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
And add sprinkles 'til your teeth ache, ache, ache, ache

Baby, try a little shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake 'em off, shake 'em off

 

[Here comes the wrap part!]

:D

 

'Cause the baker's gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
And sometimes make a mistake, stake, stake, stake, stake

So Sue when you get this cake cake cake
Shake it off, shake it off!

 

Thanks to Abbe M., Vivian G., Laurel G., Rachel R., Jill D., Michelle L., and DG. You guys are great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, gre... oh, is that enough? Great.

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Tuesday
Dec092014

To Be Blunt... 

You're beautiful!

(Picture removed at the baker's request. Please enjoy this lovely picture of Epcot.)

 

 

You're beautiful!

 

You're beautiful!

 

It's true.

 

I saw this cake,

On a tin foil plate

 

And I don't know what to do.

o.0

 

'Cuz I'm pretty sure that's poo.

>.<

 

Thanks to Anony M., Elise W., Andy & Sarah, Lindsay B., Kenneth R., Tanya H., & Melissa L. for helping wipe away the tiers. (Better bring an extra dish towel, guys.)

 

Note- The Wash Me cake was funny and fit in nicely in that spot in the song. Sometimes we feature funny but otherwise well done cakes. Just trying to make you smile guys. -john

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