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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Song (11)

Thursday
Jun192014

It's A Von Trapp!

Go ahead, sing along...

 

D'oh! A deer, a wrecky deer:

 

Rays, what has your baker done?

 

Steve, a name, I call my Elf:

 

Fa, the way the frosting runs!

 

So, I think the bee is deeead.

 

La, I can't hear you, no nooo!

 

Eee! This dog fills me with dreeead!

 

That will bring us back to...

NO! No, no, no...

 

How do you solve a problem like a Cake Wreck? You send it to us! So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, and THANKS to Naomi Z., Robert B., Crystal, Rachel N., Mary J., Rob S., Claire B., and Sarah M.

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Friday
May022014

Jen Finally Lets It Go

The sw*n glows "white" on the cakes here tonight


 

Not a footprint
to be seen.

 

A kingdom of wreck-er-ation
and it looks like I'm the "Qeen."

 

Conceal that meal

Don't let it show!

Whoops, now they knoooow...

 

LET IT

 

LET IT

Can't hold it in anymore!

 

LET IT

 

LET IT

Back away and SLAM the door!

*I*
*DON'T*
*CARE*

What they're GOING to say! 

 

Let the cakes wreck OOOOOONNNNNN!!

The wrecks never bothered me anyway.

 

Thanks to Sarah D., Lena C., Cori M., Mai Z., Jill D., Larissa S., Rachel M., Matt G., Sue S. & Miranda B. for the sweet release.

 

And now, your moment of Jen:

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