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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Song (14)

Monday
Sep152014

ABBA-Tastic!

"Introducing our new 'Take a Chance' Cake Reclamation Program!"

("Cue music!")

 

If they change their MINDS!

Pipe on thick white lines.

 

Wait, that's not 3?

Cross it out! Who'll see?

 

Don't want your mistakes to show?

Slap some frosting down!

 

Go on fix it, THEY won't know!

Everyone likes brown!

 

If you're all a-LONE!
'cause the bak'ry staff has gone.
Get a piping plea?

Try a black Sharpie!

 

Wanna do your VERY best?
Scrape it off, bye-bye!

Transform that MINNIE mess!
Now it's a bow tie.

 

Take a chance, you'll see...

(That's all I ask of you... Buddy?)

 

All this cake ain't free!

[music screeches to a halt]

 

Er, that'll be $37.50, please.

 

Thanks to Christina B., Limmuel B., Katie T., Stephanie P., Chay H., Kristin A., Kris, & Wendy B for the Money Money Money.

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Thursday
Jul312014

Cake Mix-a-lot

In honor of Mutt's Day, and the Dog Days of Summer:

 

I like cake MUTTS and I cannot lie!

 

No other pastry beats this guy!

 

When a cake comes out like a pile of doggie waste

 

Or has Sliding-Frosting-Face

It gets SUNG!

 

Wanna say "enough"

 

'Cuz you know that spelling's "Ruff!"

 

Doggie got wrecked.

Happy Mutt's Day, everyone!

 

I'd feel like a heel if I didn't unleash a pack of thanks on Heather W., Nicole O., Erin R.., Catherine S., Sara S., Lysa R., & Thomas R. for taking pictures rather than going barking mad.

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