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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Song (18)


To Be Blunt... 

You're beautiful!

(Picture removed at the baker's request. Please enjoy this lovely picture of Epcot.)



You're beautiful!


You're beautiful!


It's true.


I saw this cake,

On a tin foil plate


And I don't know what to do.



'Cuz I'm pretty sure that's poo.



Thanks to Anony M., Elise W., Andy & Sarah, Lindsay B., Kenneth R., Tanya H., & Melissa L. for helping wipe away the tiers. (Better bring an extra dish towel, guys.)


Note- The Wash Me cake was funny and fit in nicely in that spot in the song. Sometimes we feature funny but otherwise well done cakes. Just trying to make you smile guys. -john


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Wreckin' On The Dock of the Bay

Sittin' in the morning sun


I like wreckin' 'til the evening comes!


Stuffin' some flotsam in.

Grab another cake and do it again.



I'm thinkin' they'll be dockin' my pay.

I thought that's what they wanted to say!

Oooo -oo -oo -ooo

I'm thinkin' they'll be dockin' my pay...

Meh, looks fine. (Hiiii-iiine.)


The cake you want'll bore ya.

Thought I'd go a disco way.


I got nothin' against George.

It's just I'm tired of frosting him all day.


I'm thinkin' they'll be dockin' my pay.

No one could read the French, anyway!


Maybe they'll be dockin' my pay...

Nah, it's fine.


Thankfully, our faithful Wreckporters -- Laurel G., Anna C., Kate P., Stacey W., Sammi K., Kathryn R., Bath C., Sylvie C., and Teresa P. -- weren't wasting time. Now, I think I'm supposed to end this with harmonic whistling, so here goes...


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