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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Mister Mister's "Broken Wings" Gets Wrecked

Baby, don't understand


Why we can't just bake cakes
In butterfly pans 


This time
might be the last
I fear


Unless I
make it all too clear
You need to knoooooow:  



Take! These broken wings!


And learn to try again

Or learn to bake for free!


When you hear,
"What IS that thing?"


The look of shock should tear you up
it's not a win!


So take!


These broken wiiiiings!



Thanks to Via S., Michelle, Sarah L., Jon, Naomi B., Julie D., Christine, Kaylee & Sarah, Lori C., Kelly R., & Katie S. for proving that's one MORE thing pre-schoolers can draw better than bakers.


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Hush, little baby, don't say a word,


Mama's gonna buy you a giant bird.

And if that bird decides to drown


Mama's gonna buy you a troop of clowns:

And if those clown refuse to kill,


Mama just hopes this bunny will:

And if that bunny eats your face,


Mama's got a pig to take its place:

And if that demon swine won't maim,


Mama's gonna love you just...



Thanks to Sheila H., Amanda L., Shelley M., Jill F., Cerena C., & Katie M., who all agree it really should be a MURDER of clowns. Amirite?


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