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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Wedding Wrecks (91)

Tuesday
Jun132017

Here Comes The Snide

In honor of all the summer weddings this month, I decided to sing a little song.

(With apologies to Nat King Cole.)

 

Unforgettable...

That's what you are.

 

Unforgettable!

Beyond subpar!

 

Like a song of love that CLINGS to me...

(ew)

 

How the thought of you does THINGS to me...

(seeing...red...)

Never before has something been mooore...

 

UNFORGETTABLE!!

Someone will pay!

 

And forever moooore...

They'll rue the day!

 

That's why darling...

It's incredible...

 

That a wreck...

So unforgettable...

 

Could also be so...

...dang inedible too.

 

Thanks to Christin S., Amanda C., Rachael H., Jessi T., Anony M., Chase C., Amy S., Angela I., & Susan C. for scaring all the brides-to-be out there.

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Wednesday
May312017

The Princess Bridal Wrecks

"Mawwiage!

(Oooh, aaahhh.)

 

Mawwiage is wot bwings us togevaaah...today."

(Ewww! Awwww...)

 

"Mawwiage: that bwessed awangement...."

 

"That dweem..."

"Wivin...a... dweem!"

("Stand your ground, men! Stand your ground!")

 

"So tweasure your wove."

And your airbrush.

 

Skipping to the end...

"The chocolate coating makes it go down easier.
But you shouldn't go swimming after for at least a good hour."

 

Stephanie M., Anony M., Amanda C., Ann B., & Jennifer, are there Wrecks ahead? If there are, we'll all be fed! 

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