They wanted bubbles:
They got sprinkles.
They wanted this:
They got... this:
("Hang on, you can still see some icing. BRING MORE FLOWERS!")
Jessica wanted this:
... but what she got was so bad that her photographer decided it'd be too much to have the whole cake in frame, and so focused on some guy in the background checking his phone instead:
Good job, Jessica's photographer.
Thanks to Anony M., Sonya J., & Jessica K., who like to think that guy is reading Cake Wrecks, because, dude, SO META.