The wrecky forces-that-be have smiled upon us once more, dear minions.
I HAVE MORE WEDDING WRECKS.
Here's what Daisy had in mind when she ordered her mini cake and cupcake tower:
Oooh, you guys, I feel a bucket list item coming up:
This is it! THIS IS IT.
Ahem hem hem.
Q: What's black-and-white and wrecked all over?
A: KELLY'S WEDDING CAKE.
And finally, behold the elegant glory of the cake Kassandra ordered for a whopping $750:
Oooh, you've got good taste, Kassandra.
...but terrible luck with bakers:
Here's how I imagine Kassandra's baker dropped off the cake:
"My work here... IS DONE."
Thanks to brides Daisy E., Kelly J., & Kassandra for reminding us wedding wreckage is serious business.