Ever seen Cornelli lace? It's this pretty icing technique Jennifer wanted on her wedding cake:
But instead, her baker got a little really drunk and had a silly string party:
Bottom Tier: "Hey, I think I'm actually better after a few drinks!"
Middle Tier: "MOAR BEER MOAR STRINGY THINGS WHEEEE"
Top Tier: [face down on the counter, blindly spraying icing all over the room]
Kimberly decided on something a little more rustic for her wedding:
...but this really goes against the grain:
And Brittany T. ordered this loveliness for her wedding cake:
You must admit, her baker did a crackin' job:
Also, if you watch those embedded BBs long enough, I'm pretty sure they'll slowly sink into the cake and disappear, ala the La Brea Tar Pits.
Thanks to Jennifer H., Kimberly W., & Brittany T. for fueling bride-to-be nightmares everywhere.