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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Wedding Wrecks (35)

Friday
Aug302013

Get Your Game Face On

... 'cuz we're going to a wedding! 

 

Here's the pitch: the cake was SUPPOSED to look like this:

Which is a pretty ballsy choice, you must admit. Not to mention a little out-of-left-field.

 

But it ended up way, WAY off-base:

o.0

 

And that's how you strike out with three foul balls!


Thanks to today's anonymous wreckporter for being such a team player.

Friday
Aug092013

Expect Less. Laugh More.

Have a heart, bakers.


Don't do this:


 

And never promise the bride this:

When you're going to deliver this:

 

Hey, while I've got you here, let's talk about zebra stripes:

THESE ARE ZEBRA STRIPES.

 

These, on the other hand ...

Well, I'm pretty sure those are zebra sperm.

But then again, things tend to be pretty black and white with me.

 

And finally, bakers, just because you might question a couple's choice for their wedding cake order:

... that's no reason to punish them further!

 

("Hey, you with the shotgun. Put this cake out of its misery.")

 

 

Thanks to Anony M., Courtney T., Michelle T., & RT for the bang-up job hunting these down.