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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Wedding Wrecks (103)

Wednesday
Nov082017

Expect Less. Laugh More.

Have a heart, bakers.


Don't do this:


 

And never promise the bride this:

 

When you're going to deliver this:

 

Hey, while I've got you here, let's talk about zebra stripes:

THESE ARE ZEBRA STRIPES.

 

These, on the other hand ...

Well, I'm pretty sure those are zebra sperm.

But then again, I tend to see things in black and white.

 

And finally, bakers, just because you might question a couple's choice for their wedding cake order:

... that's no reason to punish them further!

 

("Hey, you with the shotgun. Put this cake out of its misery.")

 

 

Thanks to Anony M., Courtney T., Michelle T., & RT for the bang-up job hunting these down. 

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Wednesday
Nov012017

Against The Grain

Y'know...

...maybe the bride shouldn't have ordered a whole wheat wedding cake.

 

Thanks to Sasha M., for helping us remember the first year is always the harvest hardest.

 

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Update From Jen: 

 

I see your stalks of wheat, Sharyn, and raise you...

THIS.

 

Thanks to Robert V. for making like a tree, and swaying in high winds.

(I'd ask you readers who won, but considering these were both wedding cakes, I guess we already know who lost. Heh.)

 

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Update from john (the hubby of Jen) 

 

Ooh, ooh! My turn!

Sha-POW! Take THAT! Haha!

 

Thanks to Adrienne H.  for helping me needle my fellow writers. I'm pretty sure I sapped their strength. Also, my house is a bit messy so I should probably spruce up the place!

Three! THREE PUNS!!! AH. AH. AH!

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