Like so many brides, Robyn M. found the perfect cake for her wedding on Pinterest:
Now, let's be real, Robyn. That cake? THAT cake? There are like 4 bakers on the planet who can make that cake, with all its tiny, perfectly-pleated ruffles and its flawless ombré fade. Ok? Ok.
Anyway, I'm guessing Robyin already figured that out, because...
(It's like a cheap lingerie shop exploded on it. Can't you almost feel the scratchy nylon? Mmmm.)
Ug, you know what? I can't even with this today. So...
We've gone from suck to blow!
Which means it's ugly.
You may now eat the cake.
Thanks to Robyn M., Mallory M., Angela B., Anna W., Anony M., & Richard B. for combing the dessert. (Eh? EH?!) Now... check, please.