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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Wrecky Replay (138)

Friday
Apr222016

From The Baker Formerly Known As Prince

Note- We'll return to our regularly scheduled Friday Favs next week. I just needed to put this up today.

 

I was working part time in a bakery line
My boss was Mr. Wreckie
He told me several times that he didn't like my signs
'Cuz I spelled too "creatively"

 

Soon he had me lookin' for something else to "destroy"
But different from the day before

That's when I saw it - Oooh, I saw it!
I dropped it right on the tile floor (tile floor).

It was a
Raaaaaspberry purée

The kind you grind and then reheat to pour

Raaaaspberry purée

And if it gets warm it starts to look like gore

Raaaspberry purée

I think I loooove you.

 

Mr. Wreckie
Now, had the nerve to ask me
If I planned to do him any harm

I told him, "Look, man,
I was only bakin'
Surely NO cause for alarm!"

I said now, jelly roll cakes never turned me on
But somehow the purée and bread mixed

Eeee-eEEEE-ee! That was a fright!
But I could tell Wreckie missed me;
Soon I was back to my old tricks:

Thanks to the
Raaaaaspberry purée
The kind you grind and then reheat to pour

Raaaaspberry purée
And if it gets warm it starts to look like gore

(EW!)

Raaaspberry purée
I think I loooove you.

***

 (Goodnight, sweet Prince.)


Thanks to Diana S., Jillian, Katelyn C., Leigh E., Tara S., Jamie B., Renee, Michelle M., Elizabeth C., and Megan P. for showing us what it sounds like when doves cry. 

Wednesday
Apr202016

9 Of The World's Dirtiest Cakes

Baaaaby, now that I've found you I'll just LET you mold:

 

 

 With Christmas stuff around you


 And UGLY bows:

 

Barbie, EVEN though

You're so creepy

 

 So dang creeeeee-pay!!

 

 

 BAAAAY-BAY!

 

Without a sound you scream, "I'll CUT you, bro!"

 

Dead bugs and dirt around you:

This is a WHOLE new low

 It's ironic, though;

 You need cleaning...

 

 So much CLEEEANING!


Thanks to Leah B., Carrie S., Diana K., Juliana B., Ann P., Ken D., Anony M., Jessica, & Melissa P. for the window pain. [shudder]

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