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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Wrecky Replay (125)

Wednesday
Apr202016

9 Of The World's Dirtiest Cakes

Baaaaby, now that I've found you I'll just LET you mold:

 

 

 With Christmas stuff around you


 And UGLY bows:

 

Barbie, EVEN though

You're so creepy

 

 So dang creeeeee-pay!!

 

 

 BAAAAY-BAY!

 

Without a sound you scream, "I'll CUT you, bro!"

 

Dead bugs and dirt around you:

This is a WHOLE new low

 It's ironic, though;

 You need cleaning...

 

 So much CLEEEANING!


Thanks to Leah B., Carrie S., Diana K., Juliana B., Ann P., Ken D., Anony M., Jessica, & Melissa P. for the window pain. [shudder]

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Wednesday
Apr132016

Darth Vader Gets Wrecked

A few days ago, the new trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story came out and people are speculating that Darth Vader may be in it. (Woohoo!) So of course I have to honor the occasion the best way I know how:

 ...by mercilessly mocking Darth Vader cakes.

 This one, for example, looks like a codfish. 

Granted, I don't actually know what a codfish looks like, but I imagine it must be kind of silly and wet-looking, which makes them practically twins.

 

And this one fits "scruffy-looking nerf herder" to a T:

Wait - I just realized there's no "t" in "scruffy-looking nerf herder."

Ok, it fits it to a "scruffy-looking"

 

When I was a kid I found this nifty stone-texture spray paint at Home Depot, and proceeded to paint everything I could get my hands on, including my room's wall switches, door handles, and lamps. My parents were lucky people, y'all. Anyway, apparently this baker had the same fascination:

But at least this one is icing. So you really can't take it for granite.

(HEYO.)

 

Speaking of stone, I'm not sure what happened to this Darth:

...but it looks like he's having an avalanche.

 

And here's the one they found flattened under the rubble:

Ouch.

 

This is technically the best Darth of the bunch, and that's really saying something:

Something about sweat, and tears, and purple poo.

(Oh, you've never eaten a bunch of black fondant before? Then never mind.)

 

I saved my favorite for last, of course.

("I've got a bad feeling about this...")

Presenting....

Darth Droopy!

"Heavy bweathing."

You know what? That makes me sad.

 

Oh, and if you haven't seen the trailer yet, you can check it out here.

So. Excited.

!!!

 :D

 

Hey Heather S.,  Arielle C., Luci, Brenda J., Clare, Leah S., & Julie Anne D., who's your daddy?

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