My dear Wreckies, there are so many ways I could wish you a happy Thanksgiving today.
I could forget how it's spelled:
Well, thank goodness for the poo tornado; how else would we know what the occasion is?
I could put a military spin on things:
I could try to avoid the spelling hazards in "thanksgiving" by skipping the word all together:
Oh! Or here's an idea: I could avoid actual decorating all together, and use a mound of Dollar Store flotsam chucked in your cake's general direction to convey the appropriate sentiment:
Or, I could simply assault you with a visage of such horror that nightmares of it may well plague you for the rest of your natural-born life:
Theresa, Michelle H., Becky O., Denise M., Mike A., Chris O., & Vicky J., fingers crossed that you each get a "happy tank" today.
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Note- For those of you pointing it out, yes we do know that Autumn is misspelled. That's kind of the point.