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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

A Little Late to the Meme

Hello, Wreckies.

Look at this cake you want:

Now look at the cake you got:

Now look at me:

Now look at this other cake:

Now back to me:

Look down.

Now back up.

This is a horse:

Now I'm pink.

Now look at the Jonas Brothers:

I'm a pirate.

Valerie, Olyvia S., Stacey, Rebecca M., Kayleen W., Tamara H., Shannon S., & Mandy R., I think these jokes may be little stale. Eh, I guess that's what you get with
old spice cakes.


Update: The Jesus Raptor painting was originally done by Monty Propps. The original painting of Jesus with the lamb was done by Del Parson.

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Reader Comments (183)

"SWAN DIVE! Into the best wreck of your life".

Loving the Jesus cake.

October 21, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterEliza A.

Everybody sing:

"I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my Jurassic Jesus."

wv: invoutt
"I'm not very invoutt, but I really love that Jurassic Jesus cake!"

October 21, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

i had to come back to the page today to make sure jesus and the dino was not a "Figment" (ha ha ha ha disney pun) of my imagination.

Ok, maybe Figment was a dragon not a dino... whatever, that cake has killed some of my brain cells.

October 21, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterstephanie

Thank you for the out loud laugh -- you can come late to any jokes that you do so well!!!

October 21, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBarb

Wow! Really gotta' love the Jesus cuddling with a dinosaur cake. Wonder what the occasion was....

And is it just me or is the horse head a little Godfather?

October 21, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterFarmWife

That was horrific. I was begging you to stop.

My safe word appears to be caliabl.

October 21, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAviatrix

Could Jesus holding a dino replace naked baby carrot riders as the CW mascot? Oh please, make it so.

October 21, 2010 | Unregistered Commenter~Alissa

"Jesus with Baby Raptor" is SUCH a classic!

October 21, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

I love sweets. I look like I'm hungry

this is my blog. see

October 21, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCharlie and Serena

that last one looks like Nadine from Twin Peaks - seriously, google it! :D haha. Love it!

October 21, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterScumbag Sam

The only thing I want for my birthday next year is the cake with Jesus holding the dinosaur... seriously

October 21, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLaura

I love Jurassic Jesus! I want it for my birthday!

October 21, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJaime

The "Raptor of Christ"! Now I get it! It's an eschatological joke. I LOVE it! Thanks, mysendor!

WV: prehums. That sound Joe makes right before he starts humming.

October 21, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterpikkewyntjie

I knew Jesus liked dino's too!

October 21, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHeather D.

This post is so, so good.

October 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Yes! I love that commercial.

October 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Ha! That Jesus/Dino image is mine with the tag removed, naughty people who made it.

Can you give me a credit/link to the original in the original post as I have no objection to people using it, but it does annoy me when my tag is removed. But it's great to hear some of the positive comments about it, cheers guys :)

October 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMonty

Warning: In case of raptor this car will be unmanned.

October 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTracy

best post ever!! but h are half the pics missing on your posts lately? is it a blogger thing?

October 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLittle Lovables

Jesus loved the baby raptors, all the raptors of the world, green and scaly, tough and tail-y, Jesus cuddled with them daily, Jesus loved the baby raptors of the world.

Rats, now I'm damned for all time.

October 22, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterfansmom

stale jokes?! whatever! this post is HILARIOUS and made me laugh so hard i had a coughing fit after!

November 9, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterjanina

that is just too weird.

February 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

oh you are killing me....i can't stop laughing. -laura

February 12, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterlaura

Haha,I always knew Jesus had a pet!

May 16, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterWee Tait

Well.... the jesus raptor has always made me laugh, due to the fact it was ridiculous and if you didn't take a second look, Photoshopped. It's acutally a lamb and the original is a Mormon picture. However, the best add to the photo:
I'm so sorry Rex,
The ark is FULL.

June 3, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAnonymous

Am I the only one that thinks it's awkward that John posted this?

July 30, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterZekrom10

I think the cake guy messed up when someone ordered a cake to celebrate Jesus coming with the Rapture...they got Jesus coming with the Raptor! ROFL

September 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterChelsea

Laughing so hard I'm crying!!!

February 27, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDeidre

The Jonas Brothers made me crack up....they look like burly trannies....hilarious!

February 21, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterCookie

I the ONLY one who wonders how a CC cake tribute to The Godfather got in here? I am horrified.

October 3, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterMumshie

WHAT DID RAPTOR JESUS EVER DO BUT LOVE ALL THE LITTLE DINOSAURS?! -snrk- Seriously, though, I love that painting. It does deserve a better "frame", though.

April 21, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterIsaacsLaughing

The "Jesus With Velociraptor" is quite creative, even if it is a bit nuts.

March 23, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterSaintMirren1877

I saw that one with Jesus and the velociraptor and immediately said "oh Jesus" out loud, not even realizing it was a pun, and then when the realization hit me I laughed uncontrollably. XD

April 5, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterTab

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