Now This One Really Slays Me

Things I just learned:

1: In the adoption process, the day the Consent to Adoption is given is known as the Execution Day.

2: That's not as chipper-sounding as you might think when iced on a cake:

...well, unless we're talking about a wood chipper. Then, maybe.

3. A photo of Dora being attacked by a monkey is so. not. helping.

Thanks to Megan G., who tells me something here was "lost in the translation."

I'm guessing the picture of the wood chipper.